Jul 24, 2024
Ok but I can never hear your Bill with his creepy canon voice, your girl is a cartoon character
-@drinkinboilingcoffee
uses my powers for evil
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Ok but I can never hear your Bill with his creepy canon voice, your girl is a cartoon character
-@drinkinboilingcoffee
uses my powers for evil
I think we should put my demon au William in a box with your God au Henry and see how long my William lasts. My money is on 15 minutes.
-@drinkinboilingcoffee
obliterated
Corpse Henry headcanons???
-@drinkinboilingcoffee
Oh i love him sm
Smells AWFUL like REALLY BAD. He's stuck at the corpse bloat stage and he reaks of decay but he tries to cover it up with cheap cologne which makes it WORSE.
His limbs are pretty easy to tear off all things concidered (Springtrap figures this one out all by himself!).
Repurposes an old endo-arm to replace that one his Ex took.
One of his eyes just... pops out at one point. Like while he's shaving or smth. Falls down the sink :[
He still needs sleep, actually, his insomnia is still a problem.
He doesn't need to eat, however, but he does anyways just to keep that sense of normalcy.
He doesn't have a lot of sensory feeling anymore. He's particularly blind to temperature. Thats how he keeps saying his radass monologue while probably being actually on fire.
Probably more than a little visually impaired too- even before his eye pops out.
Little things peak through the illusion disc for most people. Like he's got those jaundice'd eyes, the tips of his extremities don't have bloodflow n look purple, he still smells baaad.
Still can't get it up dying didn't help that AT ALL.
Thoughts on Springtrap and Matpats canonical child? Generalized statement.
-@drinkinboilingcoffee
uuuuhhh... Like i get the haha funny around it i guess but i never like,, read it that way? Like Mat gets mpregged in that story as a metaphor for his own rage and shitty personality the fact its a rabbit is kinda incidental to me. Like most faz-frights its only tangentaly fnaf related. Also pregancy as horror has to be really well done for me to like it and in the flesh is,, not that. It's moreso like 'oooh how scary a guy is pregnant ooo' like idk .. that could happen to me.. irl.. the inherent horror of birth and pregancy is good but this is just wacky and low effort i think
Ok. Fuck it. Bill is a lamprey.
@drinkinboilingcoffee
i see it but they're honestly a ribbon eel to me.
look at this fuckin thing
how is it that every time I write a Willry thing I look at it and go “wow, these two are horribly messed up. Couldn’t see any sort of functional relationship here” and then 2 paragraphs later nothing has changed and I’m just like “damn I want what they have”. The (not at all) innate desire to marry your business partner/best friend and watch your life and family fall apart like some sort of fucked up sitcom turned psychological drama I guess
-@drinkinboilingcoffee (didn’t write this in any sort of state in which I should have been allowed internet access)
literally i want that flavour of dysfunction so bad
Shakily holds up your name on a reaping ticket. Hunger games AU. Do with this what you will
-@drinkinboilingcoffee (I’m way too tired to be allowed in your inbox sorry
Im sure this is great but tbh i dont know shit about Hunger Games. What i do know tho is that bill would toootally be the presenter and he'd be so fucking annoying
the Minireenas are the frog plague I won’t elaborate
-@drinkinboilingcoffee
Nah that's right. The locusts are the fuckin bidibabs