#driver training

[electronicsquid]

Woman training as a bus driver

(Andreas Feininger. 1942)

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Parallel parking is one of those things that every new driver fears when it comes time to do their exam. I get it; it requires a precise command of your vehicle’s movement at low speed, an understanding of the exact length of your ride, and often a bunch of assholes will honk at you if you block traffic while doing it. So that’s why I started a parallel parking academy.

It might not make sense to you that I would do such a thing. What you have to realize about this is, thanks to aggressive deregulation, there are massive government subsidies provided if you become a drivers’ testing agency. There’s also a lot of cheap industrial land in my city, and there’s no way the neighbours are going to call the parking patrol if someone has a bunch of decrepit cars parked in what is clearly marked as a driver training facility.

If you’re going to use it for storage of your prized hoopties, I hear you ask, then why are you exposing them to student drivers? First, most of my “prized hoopties” have collected enough parallel parking damage over the course of their lives that a little more won’t be noticeable. Second, those student drivers have a lot of money, because Mom and sometimes-Dad don’t want to chauffeur them around anymore.

There is a sort of irony in the fact that I, myself, have never learned to parallel-park properly, but the kids just chalk it up to me adding additional challenge to the obstacle course. 

[jerseydeanne]

Cosmo writes~ Did Meghan go into labor? Tweets were on fire

Cosmo writes~ Did Meghan go into labor? Tweets were on fire

Calm down it was nothing! The palace will let the press know when and if they decide Markle is in labor.  Nobody got arrested, nobody got taken away in an ambulance. Stop believing the bullshit that LARPers are doing to bloggers for goodness sake.

LARPers are doing their job to gaslight you! Confuse and give the misinformation and one of these days we are going to find out why.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch 4WD training

[mashupofmylife]

Clearly the test bank authors for my heavy apparatus driver class gave exactly zero fucks while writing the test. The high quality answer options actually included “Drive it like you stole it.”

[giantmonster]