#driving things

[planetarythorns]

BABY'S FIRST TIME GETTING PULLED OVER!!! I'm not used to my mom's truck like I am my grandpa's truck...and then her insurance turned out to have lapsed. oops. cop was very nice and let us off with a warning that mom had to make sure to get insurance set before we hit the road (we did)

anyways here's me and my boy Riu, we're on our way to six flags ^_^

[spacegayparty]

Me, driving in my car : lala, beautiful day, shitty people

Music : Hamilton

Me : SHITTY PEOPLE, GREAT SONG *starts screeching along *

Music : Disney villan mash up by Sanders

Me, letting out an inhumane screech of doomb: Y E S *pretends to have a nice and charming voice *

Person on the other side of the street, listening to music via earbuds and being several meters ahead of my car : *turns around to find the source of the screech *

Me: hah, I'm innocent. *smirks *

[emometalhead]

Yesterday I drove on a highway for the first time in 8 months 😬

[ratofthesocialsewers08]

Mom: “don’t wreak that van, it’s full of cow semen.”

Me: “No one would’ve seen it cuming.”

[poertyrishy]

Just watched someone go around a ramp closed sign, and disappeared around a corner.

30 second later they were backing up.

[gaelin-quest]

My child, learning how to drive: Hey dad, what does this dial thingy on the windshield whipper do?

Me: ah, um, shit man fuck uh, shit my dude I uh, I mean um I uh, I think it does that, that THING it uh does hnghh

[kabegamichu]

Nothing like watching an 18-wheeler move across 3 lanes of traffic while dragging a fiat half jammed underneath it

There was a black car almost facing traffic as well, good thing there was a convoy of service vehicles for the city that pulled infront of traffic to block the lanes and make use of their lights. Really shook me up though seeing the fiat just dragged across traffic I hope the person driving is ok.

[thesmokingpossum]

I'm still terrified of getting my driving license, but I'm also weirdly motivated to do it asap and I guess that it's a good thing??