#ashley rambles

[warnadudenexttime]

There is something so truly comedic in the fact that apparently Janus yk that replaced and disguised himself as Patton for certain conversations and he got away with this for years basically. To which I can only assume Logan probably figured it out at some point but ‘well no one asked’ type beat so he never said anything cause he’s way too smart to not notice Mr. THINK OF THE CONTENT over here acting like temu father figure. But as for Thomas and Roman then, it’s just so- funny that- it never occurred to them until much much later that “Patton” wasn’t Patton. Like what is their thought process about Patton HWAJS ‘yea you know when Patton randomly every now and then gets all weirdly flowy and theatrical, starts talking about SOCIETY!! A lot and all that. Weird, but that is just Patton! And just no one brought up this behavior to the real Patton at all 😭 they just assumed ah yep Patton’s just having an episode over there! Manically laughing and rubbing his hands together while petting a cat despite being allergic or something- I’m sure in reality Roman at the time was shrouded by having some indulgence in his desires being heard and also he was maybe a bit too self centered to notice- BUT THE COMEDY POTENTIAL OF yeah man bro just acts like that sometimes, idk what to tell you- is sooooo comedic

[bellamyblakru]

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

[emometalhead]

I've been telling literally everyone irl about Lily Allen's new album. I'm obsessed.

[galaxy-ramblings]

I want to talk about this here.

So, we know that she isn't disinterested in sex. (Honestly, I kinda figured as much since throughout the game she's been the one to bring it up.)

But this does show that she's projecting all her needs onto Andrew. Shocker. Who would've thought abuse, neglect, and bullying at home and at school would do this?

Anyway, I've really taken this to mean that my headcanon of Ashley being demisexual, not asexual, is true.

Meaning she enjoys sex if it's with a person/type of person she has feelings for. Which just so happens to be, as stated here: Andrew.

Though, according to this, it's not really something she thought about much, she doesn't want to grow up. Which is something I predicted??? More of the fact that I said that I think Burial will be about her growing up and accepting it, burying Andy and Leyley.

Anyway, here's to my headcanon of demisexual Ashley! 🥂

[dokyeominie]

i already have “ex” in my head and its. not even released yet bruh

[bitterly-beloved]

i had a dream you messaged me, that you called me yours. you ment it.

you wanted everyone to know i was, too. you thought it was so important that nobody should even look at me again.

just you, just us.

and you lay here, asleep right now. but i look at you and know you’re somebody else. that maybe one day if im lucky, youll come back to me. maybe youll say

“youre mine, nobody elses. i was so ungrateful before, but im not now. all mine, ashley.”

ive never been so desperate in my entire life. and youre right there. right here, next to me, asleep.

[tar-soul-ashley]

hey reminder that

if you're queer you're COOL

if you're trans you're COOL

if you're xenogender you're COOL

if you use neopronouns you're COOL

if you use microlabels you're COOL

if you don't have a gender you're COOL

if you're unlabeled you're COOL

if you're questioning you're COOL

if you're a furry you're COOL

if you're a therian you're COOL

if you're a kemonomimi you're COOL

if you're nonhuman you're COOL

if you're a system you're COOL

if you're a singlet you're COOL

if you're autistic you're COOL

if you have adhd you're COOL

if you have ocd you're COOL

if you have ptsd you're COOL

if you have c-ptsd you're COOL

if you're neurodivergent you're COOL

if you're mentally ill you're COOL

if you have chronic pain and are still here you're COOL

if you're physically disabled you're COOL

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if you're a fictive you're COOL

if you're a factive you're COOL

if you're an introject you're COOL

if you're brainmade you're COOL

if you age regress you're COOL

if you pet regress you're COOL

if you have body dysmorphia you're COOL

if you have social dysphoria you're COOL

if you're a recovering addict you're COOL

if you're hypersexual you're COOL

if you're recovering from trauma you're COOL

if you're a pedophile/trump supporter/racist/homophobe/anti-vax/anti-abortion/transphobe/anti-xeno/anti-neos/darkshipper you're FUCKING DISGUSTING GET OFF MY BLOG NOW.

[a-ejx]

So uh I might be falling for Mr. Verstappen's charm, I'm supposed to be a McLaren girly 😭😭😭😭