Me: Has spent many months talking about how I want to move out of the U.S. and I find my job boring and not enough of a challenge.
Me: Has spent all morning responding to e-mails from colleagues congratulating me on my recently announced "promotion"*.
Also Me: Has spent the afternoon applying for essentially the same job I just got "promoted" into, but in Los Angeles and inexplicably a job grade higher than the one I just moved into.
Yup... I am 100% THAT BITCH. Ask me if I care.
*said "promotion" is actually just moving me into the ACTUAL JOB TITLE that I have been doing work as for at least 5 years. In truth, 90% of the work I do is a job title ABOVE that one, but I guess we're just over here trying not to pay people what they're worth. It's fine. I will work as hard as you pay me to work. We can play that game.








