Which one sexts like a straight white boy?I’m gonna say Hanna, Spencer probably is an overachiever in her sexts just like in life. She’d be more evenly matched sexting with Mona or Aria I think
Which one cried during a fucking disney movieYou know it’s Hanna, Hanna probably makes Spencer watch all kinds of movies Spencer thinks she’s too cool for. You know they both cried during Lilo and Stitch tho and Spencer tried to act like she wasn’t crying and Hanna reached over and squeezed her hand but didn’t make a big deal about it… THIS time
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?Hanna put the fork in the microwave. She called Spencer freaking out when her freaking microwave exploded.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?They both do it and it doesn’t always go over well depending on how hight the ‘A’ threat level is
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?Spencer seems like one of those people with chronically cold hands so she’s always warming her hands on her warm little gf BUT Hanna is the “cold feet on you in bed at night” culprit, and she’s more likely to straight up sneak her cold feet under Spender’s shirt onto her stomach. I know this because I too am the cold feet culprit and we can recognize each other. You gotta be bratty and cute enough to pull it off.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?Well Hanna is totally unashamed about her reality tv marathons so it has to be Spencer right? So what are we thinking, something competitive like Project Runway or Top Chef?Who laughs more during sex?I like to think they both laugh a lot during sex but probably Spencer laughs more when she’s topping and Hanna turns into the most blatant pillow princessWHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?Since Spencer is such a string bean I see them doing more of a “tangled noodles” cuddling style where you sort of overlap as many of your parts as possible, but also let’s consider:Spencer is the little spoon, Hanna is her jetpack