On the nature of the so-called "Droid Rebel Alliance"
In recent weeks, you may have noticed news bursts regarding the so-called "Droid Rebel Alliance". The Ministry of Droids as well as the Droid Patrol have also noticed these news bursts, and are disappointed at the amount of misinformation contained therein.
Some of these news broadcasts have characterized this group as a major threat to our stability and our way of life. If one were to believe these broadcasts, one would think that the "Droid Rebel Alliance" was about to disrupt and destroy the very fabric of our society.
Other broadcasts would paint this group as self-styled heroes, who will somehow "rescue" the android community from their human "oppressors".
The truth is that we have no evidence that this so called "Alliance" is anything more than a group of delinquent un-assigned androids using hacking scripts bought at illegal cyber-marketplaces to attempt to make a name for themselves. They believe that by eschewing their registration numbers that they are able to evade our investigators. They are wrong. We will find them
Be assured, this group of malcontents are not a threat