#dropping a deuce

[yetanotherthriftblog]

Skeletons taking a shit in the woods... or among the headstones.

[lovely-thoughts-x]

‪You know you've reached peak comfort levels when you start sending "here's me takin a shit" selfies.

[iprovidethepaint]

Ways to Sufficiently Lose Your Freaking Mind and/or "Love" Your Body #2222

Attempt a pre-shower deuce drop, fail, shower, get the urge to drop a deuce as you dry off.

[actualconversation]

An Actual Conversation with My Mom About Going to the Bathroom

Ethan:  Where's Andrew?

Mom:  He's dropping some kids off at the school.

Ethan:  ...What? 

Mom:  You know... dropping some..."kids" off at the... "school."  (points to the bathroom)

Ethan:  You mean "pool."

Mom:  Oh.  ...I got it. ...I just got it.

[iprovidethepaint]

I've no idea what to do with myself at the moment.

No idea what it is that I ate or drank, but I woke up at 5:30 with the most ridiculous stomachache...

My TMI Tuesday for today: I proceeded to drop a deuce.

Made me feel loads better though, so I don't mind sharing. I prefer that to vomiting, anyway.

But of course, it wasn't a quick shot, but a prolonged sitting, in which the abdominal pain returned at seemingly random intervals. Anyway, after all was said and done, I headed back to my room and realized this whole deuce-dropping incident scared away my sleep. So now I've been awake for about an hour and a half with the want of going to sleep, but most likely not being able to for another hour. Lord knows though, I have to go to sleep, as I really need to wash Lola today. I guess I can try to force it, although that idea has always seemed alien to me.

Oh well. Here's hoping. Off to sleep I go!