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Five minutes into paint mixing and chill and he pulls out his rake thing

#antonia i luv u but this is TOO FAR #ask #drquantum #paint memes #not paint

Story time for the Sleepover Friday, I dunno how many asks this is gonna take up, but I'll try to number them as best as I can. So, before my mom was born, my grandmother and her friends were known to literally compete with one another to see who can steal the most expensive thing from a certain store. One friend would walk into the store and walk out in a whole new outfit, I think someone stole a few TVs before, and they never. got. caught. Ever. (1/3)

(2/3) So one day, my grandfather looks at my grandmother and goes “…You know what, I can do what you do.” And my grandmother just scoffs and goes “Yeah, right. Sure.” and carries on. Cuz I mean, how the fuck is Choir Boy over here (he was a professional opera singer) gonna steal some shit? Well, one day they went to buy a TV together. The TV guide was separate from the TV, so he was holding onto it. He vanished into another isle and came back over to them

(3/3) As it turns out, he went into another isle to get a packet of salad dressing and he put it into the TV guide. When the scanner scanned it, it didn’t pick up the packet. So they went out to the car, and he just holds up the salad dressing packet while going “I did it!!! I stole something!!!!” So Opera Man over here is actually trying to impress a woman who has stolen refrigerators and TVs by stealing a packet of salad dressing.

Just wanted 2 let all my followers kno that I am opera man in mind, heart, and soul. i cant sing at all but i can see picking up gals with stolen salad dressing in my future

#thamk u. this is a beautiful story..#ask #drquantum