BLUE MONDAY

mich | 24 | dyke

[despazito]

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[angelicguy]

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[contextfreepatentart]

[quendergeer]

damn i didn't realise u could patent this

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[hungwy]

(receptionist voice) the mummy hand will chase you now

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

[slunch]

[glavilio]

Fire (1989), Lithograph by Harry Fonseca (via chiaroscuro)

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[greyerwardens]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

homeless guy tried stabbing me because I wouldnt give him a cigarette that I didn't have

YTA

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

pull your pants down and fart on the haters

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[bovineblogger]

[bananaquilava]