#drsallysparrow

[victoreli]

Hermione: "I have to admit, I did not expect to find out about my own engagement by having the ring accidentally thrown in my face while stumbling into a classic Malfoy and Potter wrestling match, but then, if I really think about it, it feels somehow appropriate. I suspect it wouldn’t be Draco and me if nobody had accidentally injured someone else in the process."

And that is why @olivieblake is queen

[cocoartistwrites]

shoutout to @sallyjavery the absolute best fucking pal on and offline for helping me FINISH UNSPHERE THE STARS CAN U BE LI EVE 

[hermioneficrecs]

Fic Rec #709

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Hermione x Harry Potter

Everything has to start somewhere...

COMPLETE: Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938

[tdcatsblog]

Harry’s hands find the buttons of her jeans, stilling momentarily. “Do you -” he asks, and Hermione raises her head from where it has fallen back against the pillow to look him in the eye again. “Do you want to…” Harry swallows, suddenly bashful, and apparently unable to articulate the question. Instead of answering Hermione runs her hand down the hard lines of him, raising her knees to bracket his hips as she unbuckles his belt, undoes the button at the top of his fly, and then - be brave, Hermione - reaches inside and fits her hand around his length. “Oh fuck ,” Harry gasps, his chin dropping forward and his eyes scrunching shut. “I want to,” Hermione says determinedly, moving her hand slowly up and down, hoping that she's getting this right, because she's read about it, of course she's read about it, but there's a world of difference between holding a book and holding a -

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[sallyjavery]

PSA! PSA! PSA!

So there were a few questions about my username last week after the first episode of This Podcast is Satire, and I realised that “Sally Sparrow” probably wasn’t going to work in the long-term,

Therefore with heavy heart, I announce that you can now find me here: @sallyjavery 

Avery you ask? As in... YES.

Sally Avery is real. Mulcibery is real. This is not a drill. Thank you for your time.

Also I’m just going to tag a bunch of people and I’d really appreciate it if you could spread the word ❤️

@colubrina @shayalonnie @curiouselfqueen @jadepresley @disillusionist9 @calebski @pierrej92 @mildred-meadowlark @littlechmura @gaeleria @jackwhitesgirl @cathrinadionisio @kreeblimsabs @hollowg1rl @unknown-authoress @ibuzoo

[olivieblake]

@olivieblake​ and @sallyjavery​ present Episode I: The Phantom Menaces Listen here

In the premiere episode of This Podcast is Satire, Sally and Olivie discuss, among other things: colonialism, how to avoid stalkers, how to create a new universe, and how to (very MATURELY) deal with rejection.

[theamoran-blog]

We often assume that monsters come in the shapes of men, as if men have a monopoly on murder.

monsters and men; 01 | t.m

[maxineholtzmann]

shout outs to @olivieblake and @drsallysparrow for making an insanely entertaining podcast that cheered me up quite a bit while i spend my day off sick in bed! Go listen to it! (link)