#drumdasher

[puppetmastertaranza]

drumdasher

“It’s funny cause it’s true.”

“...Did someone just say they wanted to be a puppet again? Because that’s what I heard.”

[officialclaycia-blog]

[holynightmarecorporation]

+3 Customers

xwaluigi

coldbutcaring

drumdasher

"Thank you for accessing Holy NightMare's Demon Beast download site! If you are calling to receive discounts on our Magical Beasts, I apologize, but the week of the New Year is clearly over!" he lied. The end of the week landed on Sundays for the salesman, but other civilizations had their weeks end on Saturday, minus civilizations that had a different system for weeks, or no concept of weeks at all. He was using this to his advantage to prevent new customers from obtaining discounts. "I will be your sales representative for today. How can I help you?"

[grandbeequeen]

Yeah okay I think that's way too much Dedede for me.

[the-multi-muse-freakshow]

"I'm concerned about the fact that some crazy stuff is going on in Dreamland the second I left. Do I really have that sort of effect?"

[undead-lovers-archive]

Dedede, don't break those drums or you'll have to pay for them. 

[grandbeequeen]

❆

"13. Your muse eating too many candy canes and getting sick”

Oh my god, dorkface, no wonder you’re so damn fat.

Stop eating already. I really don’t feel like cleaning up any vomit.

[puppetmastertaranza]

"All I can see are puns and kissing. What did you DO."

"…I didn’t do anything. All of these grey-faces are insane."