#drumk

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

im like drunk agaain or whatewvwer and like this is so much more fun than like sober me and Im writing and drawing and being creative so much more than my boring bland beige self

[zinzzan]

Merry Christmas One and All - Have a terrific day :)!!!

Orson Welles' Homemade Christmas Cards

[zakovt]

What the fivk dof I ordwr

[cakenausea]

my followers have amazing taste in music and fashion and film and I appreciate you all v much just saying.

[innsjovide]

having afavorite youtiber is like sayinnnnng this is my favoirite heterosexual british ,man

[tiny-dragon-of-hope]

Ajdbsncjjakgkaojwjjfigidhfha ♥️♥️♥️💙♥️💙💙 *cries in stupid amounts of Affection*

Soashcjvpjavwhdpjebpipqaqqcbqecpjadcebpieq 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

*Hugs you in stupid amounts of love*

[imagine-loki]

Imagine you, Tony Stark, Colonel Rhodes, Natasha Romanoff and Sam Wilson get into a game of Kings Cup. Partway through, Loki comes in and asks what you’re doing, when he sees how drunk you are. You and the rest of the players teach him how to play by finishing their game and inviting him into the circle.

Loki handles his alcohol well, but four drinks in you are completely smashed. The game ends and Loki scoops you into his arms, carries you to the bed, pours you a water with a hangover pill and cuddles with you until you fall asleep.

You wake the next morning with a massive headache, and when Loki leaves to get you some water, you noticed he stayed up all night learning all of the card's functions and rules of the game, to the point where he knows the rules better than any of the rest of you do.

[fandomchaosposts]

I need to write a short story where the main character fakes their death and moves away and becomes a world renowned baker