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[peachyjude]

Hi vague (or explicit) mpreg please 👀🤲🏻

SHANEVOICE YOU SAW THAT??? i literally had that post up for like 30 seconds GODDAMN no but okay it’s such a small sillysweet hc it’s not even really mpreg lol

i was just thinking about ilya and david having to build the crib w shane watching on the couch as he’s been instructed not to move and yuna is out running an errand so shane is Supervisor. balancing a lil ginger ale can on his tummy. high strung and uncomfortable as hell, annoyed as the default. and hes just chirping ilya the whole fucking time like baby have you ever even used a screwdriver. you know it’s righty tighty lefty loosey right? ilya that’s the wrong piece. i think you might’ve missed a step. etc etc and ilya’s taking it pretty well like yes my love okay yes until he’s exhausted his patience. and he groans, rolling his eyes like what do you even know about building furniture shane. you hired an interior designer for all of your apartments and shane’s like i didn’t do that because i couldn’t build the furniture, i did that because it was easier than going out and having to decide every little thing! and ilya’s like oh, okay. because you love when other people take control, yes? such a bossy mouth but you love not having to think. i know that very well, sweetheart. and shane is like. simmering. eyes narrowed but half horny about it. and ilya’s raising his eyebrows at shane and grinning like well? anything else? and david’s there like 🧍 boys. please. Please. shane honey can you call your mom and see if she’s almost home i think we may have done this completely wrong…

[trains-gengar]

listen. no matter what supernatural s7 says, don't self-harm to check if your hallucinations are real

[pansyfemme]

send ask to jude who is slightly high and lonely?

[wander-wren]

thinking about how the fewer/less distinction probably sounds insane to people whose language doesn’t have that bc. what

[doodlecat19]

Everything about this is wonderful😭

[queenoftherodeoo]

BYE one of my students asked me today how am I so energetic and happy teaching at 8:00 am. I am so good at being fake that’s how hahaha. Life is theater!

[kuromisgh0st]

ahhhHH when will the anger of my ex being a lying and cheating manipulative psycho go away 🤠

[namariecarlando]

Lewis saying to Carlos it is exciting to try something new/be in a new team, really doesn't come across too well given the history of *why* Carlos had to change team again...