#drunk!hunter

[childlikegoblinqueen]

Throughout Sweet Child, Hunter tries (and fails) to concentrate on his home life and impending parenthood as everything breaks around him.

He totally stumbles into the limelight all the time and becomes an unwilling fashion icon.

But the worst consequences might be that a recording of Hunter drunkenly singing Bitch by Meredith Brooks is now the most downloaded song in the entire Boiling Isles.

[a-lil-perspective]

Okay no but drunk!Hunter is fckin hilarious lol he just rambles on and on; not a single coherent thought.

Observe:

(Drunk!Papa Hunter mind you XD)

Drunk Hunter, hysterical: Cyare? Honey where are you? I miss you my loooveeee—

Cyare, sighing: Let’s get you to bed.

Hunter: Noooo, I need my babies. Cyare, I need my babies.

Cyare: *calling out* Girls? Come help me tuck Papa in bed.

Hunter: *perks up* My babies are here??!

Huntlings, just standing there: 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Cyare: Uh… love, how much did you have to drink?

Hunter, beaming: Girls!! I missed you! Papa missed you so much— *scoops his geerlies into his arms* Are y’all still my babies???

Cyare: …Hon?

*Huntlings loving on their papa*

Hunter, tearing up: You’re all so tiny. Miniature. My precious little babies.

[childlikegoblinqueen]

SCOM micro writing notes:

Drunk! Hunter’s aesthetic as told in chapter 124

“I kinda hate Apple Blood?” Hunter offered.

“You said that last night too.” King used his spray bottle on the walls and began to clean.

“So Eda offered you Scaramel Notka.”

“And I drank it?” Hunter rubbed his eyes.

“No. But then Lilith came by with the Clawberry Wine coolers and the cocktail umbrellas …” Willow offered.

“Mmmmm. I can’t resist those little umbrellas.” Hunter agreed.

[askwarblerclarington-blog]

does Seb have a nice cock?

Hell yes. Mmhh- It's okay.