#drunk!leslie

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insanity-is-relative replied to your post: Would you like me to make you coffee?

You turned to the right. Turn to the left, darling.

You moved! You were over there 5 minutes ago! 

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Would you like me to make you coffee?

I tried turning around to say yes but you’re not here anymore

Where’d you go?

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enchantingclare replied to your post: Tequila is a very nasty sort of drink. There’s...

Maybe that ‘stuff’ should involve lying down somewhere?

But I'm already sitting! I did fall over when I tried to get up. Damien laughed at me. Not very nice. Sounds complicated though

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Tequila is a very nasty sort of drink. There's even a worm at the bottom. What sort of company leaves a worm at the bottom of their bottle? That's poor quality control. 

I should sue. 

I can do that. Or will be able to soon. I think. No, I totally will. Because I'm really good at what I do. And right now, what I do is... stuff. 

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