#drunk academia

[iamnotshazam]

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

edit: fascinating! the tags are full of two types of people. 1) people who think this is a joke and 2) catholics who fully admit to a bit of cheeky cultural alcoholism just nodding and saying "uh huh"

[endofman]

Still alive and kicking, and enjoy the rare sight of me in a suit.

[zelqueenofspades]

parties in the Dionysian faewyld

Nothing’s always something

Words that twist like vines

Enter at your risk, dear

Read outside the lines

Leaves here flitter upwards

Magic in confines

Liquid iridescence

Living effervescence

None past adolescence

Songs that sound like moonlight

People taste like rain

Some dance here for beauty

Some languish in disdain

Each breeze here has a rhythm

Twisting down the lane

Beyond the grove

Outside the cove

Where they rove

They spin you round at midnight

Dance you till you drop

Be careful of the language

In loopholes be not caught

Never eat or drink there

Or watch your innards pop

Only pseudonyms

Patching up your limbs

Searching synonyms

-Z.B.

[spellsthename]

It’s weird being 23. I’m an adult, and I still live at home due to Covid. I’ve got hippy parents so they don’t care is I sneak out back to smoke weed and currently I’m (accidentally) drunk on a Wednesday night because I couldn’t drink for months due to accutane and man this year has been FUCKED.

But we survived it. We had to sit by ourselves, teach ourselves, learn from a distance, connect from afar and y’all.

I’m so proud of you. I am SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU! You’re here! You’re alive and even though it sucks you’re here. I’m proud of you for being alive, I’m proud of you for breathing and taking your meds and drinking water and eating food.

I’m proud you survived fall semester! Damn I’m proud I survived it. It was horrible! I made no friends and had a break up! It was awful! But I’m in therapy and I’m still here. And so are you!

I’m so proud of you. I really am.

Go forth, be nerdy, be kind to yourself and others, wear a mask, take your meds have a lil sip of water and pat yourself on the back.

You deserve to be proud of yourself. I know I’m proud of you. ❤️

[pavlikovskaya]

are you fucking kidding me? drunkacademia wasn’t taken???? ahahahaha KNOBHEADS!!!