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slurred words
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
He’s like... zombie pirate. Not as dumb as Jack Sparrow tho.... so much more high-func... functioning-a-ling. Heheh.... he’s gonna stab all the butt-heads. It’s gross... but cool. I trustsh him wiff my life.
But he won’t go on a date with me. Weh.... :’(
@selfmedicatingmayor
slurred words
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
She’sh... heh, Citra, she’sh scary! She’sh so scary-lookin’, y’know? But... but she’sh also cool. Like, she can beat ya up. Lookit her, she... she’sh so pretty and cool...
~♥
@rakyatleader
Vivelabluffs: “How much have you had?”
“... I dunno... some?” Carlos murmured. He stared at his glass. “Maybe I sssshould stop orderin’...”
I know something else you can do drunk and it starts with "t" and ends with "ouchmynipples".
Noooooo no fetishisishsihsnesses. i can’t do the fitishneshes.
Unfortunately some very bad judgement (closed w/royal-king-min)
[TXT] gonno do somw sciownce. babet u caeogtn coant cant stwtop mew
The text came out of nowhere and it was barely readable. Whoever was on the other end presented a challenge that only young children, testosterone-crazed young men, or someone whose mind was extremely compromised would make to a complete stranger.
@royal-king-min
Drunk!Carlos, Why do you love Logan?
He sniffs and rubs his nose with his wrist. “I dunno... why does he love me? I dunno. He’sh just... he’sh just good for me. So good for me... good to me. Dinn’t hafta be... but he was. He’sh a good person...”
Drunk!Carlos, What do you think of Logan?
He starts to giggle like a little girl with a crush. “He’sh... he’sh so cuuuuuuuttteee, yanno....? So adorbs... yanno? Hehehehe...” He rubs his eyes sleepily.
🍺
Send me 🍺 for a drunk starter from my muse.
Carlos is literally slumped over the table, his head nestled in his arms as he snored softly. He had no idea what was going on in the bar around him.
