#drunk drunk drunk

[chamxmxle]

Drunkenly reading "After the Threesome, They Both Take You Home" out loud to anyone who will listen

[mangohgeckoh]

Excerpt from Silco x OC!Reader fanfic

Vander and Silco were not surprised to see their close friend singing on the counter of the bar, no, it was when a cloak was chucked at them from across the bar. “OuR LoVE~” Felicia’s drunk voice rang throughout the bar. The cape slowly fell off the brother’s faces to reveal an interesting sight: the newest addition to their ally list was also hammered, laying on the bar next to the dancing woman. “‘Atta girl!” Vander boomed. Even though he was caked in coal and soot he had no issue sprinting across the bar to indulge in some late night-debauchery. Silco stood feeling a headache coming on as he watched helplessly as his friends got drunk on the bar’s already limited stock. “IS a BuRniNG foUntaiNN~” Felcia’s heavily hammered singing continued, Vander only supported as a backup singer. Ophelia laughed at Vander’s singing voice and turned her head as her neck started to get stiff on the wooden counter. Her eyes met Silco’s, but her drunk demeanor made her smile at him, thinking his scowl was the most funniest thing in Runeterra.

[cakefight]

rocky x marge

[chanelxalbright]

Chanel stumbled from the bathroom at Sapphire, drink in one hand while the other held on to the door for support. She’d been pregaming well before the party had even started and was now the drunkest she’d ever been in the last year. Her birthday last year was it’s only equal, as was true every year on her birthday. Of course, Chanel had been drunk several different times throughout the years, but her birthday was the one day of the year where she refused to be a publicist and instead made everything entirely about herself. All while being as extra as possible.

Finally letting go of the door, she used her now free hand to adjust the short brown bob wig she’d been donning for the night and looked around the party, smiling at everyone who had shown up and the costumes they came in. Mia had sincerely outdone herself tonight and owed her BIG TIME for putting it all together.

Just as she was finally stepping away from the bathroom to go back out to the dance floor, she bumped into someone and spilled half her drink on the floor. She almost felt tears come to her eyes but then she quickly remembered that crying wasn’t cute and all her drinks for the night were entirely on the house anyway. Looking to the person she’d bumped into, she tried her best to focus on who it was all while making sure she kept her balance.

“It’s so lucky I have like four other outfits to change into tonight otherwise this would’ve totally sucked. Did I get you?”

[guccixcoochie]

I'm really going to die and my soul is going to rot in despair knowing I never got to hear Flight of The Stars, sHe, dRuNk and If I Got You live.

[spacecop]

afoxhound replied to your post: sb: it’s your birthday tomorrow hal! How old are...

Just say you’re 21

....That means I’ll have to celebrate this birthday like a 21 year old.

[dammit-daroga]

phantom of the opera au where everything is the same but everyone has really thick southern accents