#drunk ella

[clit-ter]

drunk me is a whimsical motherfucker

[unishenanigans]

Stop blaming me for everything, bush did 9/11

Ella

[unishenanigans]

Hello 911 my friend won't let me see her butt hair

Ella

[unishenanigans]

Ella: *in the middle of a conversation*

Ella: Wow it's time to go

Ella: *rips off shirt and chucks it across the room*

[fuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuccckkkkkkk]

So I’ve had this boy on my mind for three days and keep grinning like an idiot every time. He’s a total dork who loves star wars and I cant get his goofy grin out of my head, and when I close my eyes all I can see are his hazel eyes. All I can think about is how he offered me his bed when I was drunk and opted to take the couch even though drunk me wanted to cuddle (among other things). Can someone diagnose this?

[morali--tea]

I did not see what happened last night coming at all. Well I guess that's alcohol for you.