shit happens

The dumbass things that our university people say and do

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It’s kind of sick having an allergy because I can say “hey can I stab you and save your life?” - Evan

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T-shirt slogans

Stupid Burrito

Terrible Tamale

Idiot Taco

I went to Nelson, BC and all I got was gaslit by a Nespresso machine

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“Aren’t horses’ legs.... fingers?”

-Akosua

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You have a boyfriend there’s plenty of things to do in the evening... no! Not a sex thing

Tommy

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Sarah’s in Calgary with her ginger hammer

Tommy talking about Sarah’s boyfriend

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Maren: What did you say?

Sarah: Oh I was just saying 'egg' with you in agreement

Sarah: *walks away*

Maren: *races after her*

Maren, breathless: In 'egg'reement!

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Were you the one who put the meme over the toilet??

Caitlin

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“The crotch was nuts”

Katie

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Etudiante: Quelles sont les conséquences si on quitte?

Professeur: Ben, ma déception profonde pour commencer

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I wouldn’t date any celebrity but Jude Law from The Holiday can get it

Luam

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Caitlin: Achilles' boyfriend, Patro- Patron-

Luam: Patronus?

Sarah: Expecto patronum! It's a boyfriend!

Luam: Are you trying to date your fursona?

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Akosua orders food to Sarah’s house so often that she accidentally sent Skip the Dishes there instead of to her own address

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She came and got her food

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Akosua orders food to Sarah’s house so often that she accidentally sent Skip the Dishes there instead of to her own address

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Student: Like "when I'm out, I'll hook you up with noodles"

Teacher: Wait, what did you say?

Student: I'll hook you up with noodles

Teacher: Oh! I thought you said nudes

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Katie: I wanna be Lily James

Sarah: I wanna marry Lily James

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Evan, laughing: Sarah, why are you wearing high heels and sweats??

Maren: That's how it's done!

Sarah: It's haute couture, Evan

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Sarah: Do you watch the Great British Bake Off?

Jessie: No, I have a life

Sarah: No you don't

Jessie: It's called Yu-Gi-Oh cards