It’s kind of sick having an allergy because I can say “hey can I stab you and save your life?” - Evan
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It’s kind of sick having an allergy because I can say “hey can I stab you and save your life?” - Evan
T-shirt slogans
Stupid Burrito
Terrible Tamale
Idiot Taco
I went to Nelson, BC and all I got was gaslit by a Nespresso machine
“Aren’t horses’ legs.... fingers?”
-Akosua
You have a boyfriend there’s plenty of things to do in the evening... no! Not a sex thing
Tommy
Sarah’s in Calgary with her ginger hammer
Tommy talking about Sarah’s boyfriend
Maren: What did you say?
Sarah: Oh I was just saying 'egg' with you in agreement
Sarah: *walks away*
Maren: *races after her*
Maren, breathless: In 'egg'reement!
Were you the one who put the meme over the toilet??
Caitlin
“The crotch was nuts”
Katie
Etudiante: Quelles sont les conséquences si on quitte?
Professeur: Ben, ma déception profonde pour commencer
I wouldn’t date any celebrity but Jude Law from The Holiday can get it
Luam
Caitlin: Achilles' boyfriend, Patro- Patron-
Luam: Patronus?
Sarah: Expecto patronum! It's a boyfriend!
Luam: Are you trying to date your fursona?
Akosua orders food to Sarah’s house so often that she accidentally sent Skip the Dishes there instead of to her own address
She came and got her food
Akosua orders food to Sarah’s house so often that she accidentally sent Skip the Dishes there instead of to her own address
Student: Like "when I'm out, I'll hook you up with noodles"
Teacher: Wait, what did you say?
Student: I'll hook you up with noodles
Teacher: Oh! I thought you said nudes
Katie: I wanna be Lily James
Sarah: I wanna marry Lily James
Evan, laughing: Sarah, why are you wearing high heels and sweats??
Maren: That's how it's done!
Sarah: It's haute couture, Evan
Sarah: Do you watch the Great British Bake Off?
Jessie: No, I have a life
Sarah: No you don't
Jessie: It's called Yu-Gi-Oh cards