Nov 1, 2022
reid: is it healthy if normal to drink 3 nights in a row?
emily: idk i’m on night 10 and still going so
hotch: no it is absolutely not normal or healthy
*pause for dramatic effect*
hotch: thus said im high as fuck
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reid: is it healthy if normal to drink 3 nights in a row?
emily: idk i’m on night 10 and still going so
hotch: no it is absolutely not normal or healthy
*pause for dramatic effect*
hotch: thus said im high as fuck
emily: i’m not drunk
reid: yes you are
emily: I’M NOT DRUNK
reid: oh really? can you tell the time then?
emily: yeah
emily, turning to the clock: i’m not drunk!
reid:
Y’all don’t you think gansey would like mojitos mmmm cause like mint n stuff haha sorry I’m drunk
Watching PLL “Careful What U Wish 4″
1) I remember the first time I saw that video of Ian and Ali I was like, “They’re screwing. He didn’t kill her. He’s totally screwing her.”
2) Emily can’t watch the video again because she can’t stand seeing Ali with someone who isn’t her.
3) Emily’s talking about being cold and I’m cracking up because Shay is Canadian and could wear a bathing suit when it’s like 20 degrees outside.
4) Me: *sees Tyler Blackburn’s name in the credits* Awwwww yis. CALEB!!!
5) Emily’s still sticking up for Toby. Hell yes.
6) Bahahahaha, Aria’s face when her mom was like, “Some of us can keep a secret.”
7) Caleb and Emily sniping at one another. Man, I miss season 1.
8) Yeah, Ian with a knife. That’s not at all creepy.
9) Most people at school dances: *brings make-up* Hanna Marin: *brings booze* Have I mentioned lately how much I love Hanna?
10) Haleb. They are perfect. <3
11) Hanna: “Obama will still be in office by the time you get back.” Me: *wails uncontrollably*
12) Considering this show is called Pretty Little Liars, Emily is really a shit liar when it comes to her feelings.
13) On the other hand Aria is ready to bitch slap her old babysitter for even talking to Ezra. XD
14) Emily’s mood the last 10 minutes is very much “I found a liquor store and I drank it.”
15) Inner Emily: “Drunk dial your ex.” Also Inner Emily: “She dead.” Third Inner Emily: “Aw, now I’m sad.”
16) Spencer just saved your ass Aria. Say “thank you” and get over yourself.
17) Drunk Emily is hysterical. Sometimes I think it’s just Shay Mitchell being herself in the most outlandish way possible.
18) If I was Spencer and Aria I woulda knocked Emily’s ass out before she got over to Ian.
19) Ian, you a psycho.
20) “Was that tree always here?” Ah ha ha ha, Shay Mitchell.
21) Aw, sweet mommy Hanna taking care of her lil drunk baby.
emily: how drunk was i last night?
reid: you forgot what milk was and called it cereal water
emily: oh no i was sober then
the rest of the bau:
I'm Not Drink but I did just drink essentially a whole bottle of Rosé wine
I just mixed white wine, coconut rum, everclear, beer, mango mix, pina colada mix, and frozen strawberries together in a pitcher. Now you may ask yourself, does that even taste good? Not really. Then why drink it? Are you trying to kill yourself?
The answer to that boys and girls is a resounding YES.
Mum says i should stop so i guess i will