#drunk reid

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reid: is it healthy if normal to drink 3 nights in a row?

emily: idk i’m on night 10 and still going so

hotch: no it is absolutely not normal or healthy

*pause for dramatic effect*

hotch: thus said im high as fuck

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Fillow up What do you someday want to find

I would love to excavate an old synagogue

-drunk reid

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Tell us about a fun, memorable moment in you life : )

I brought my dog home two years ago on March 25th. He weighed four pounds and I would have died for him the first time I held him when he was about a week old.

This is him now, being dissaproving of me snapchatting my sister while in the bathroom.

-drunk Reid.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Do you like someone?

I do not currently have any romantic inclinations but I like my mom. I think she's pretty neat.

-drunk reid

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Opinion on classifying nails

If you break a nail in halfnyou have to catalog it as two broken nails. Also trying to figure out what kind of nail it is under decades or centuries of rust is very hard.

-drunk Reid.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

What is your preferred beverage to get drunk on?

I prefer hard cider or white wine but I am currently drinking whiskey because 1) I made a bad decision while buying booze and whisky is gross and 2) I want bang for my buck.

-drunk Reid

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Is archaeology really just digging and drinking? 🤔

Most of it is digging and not finding anything tbh. I try not to drink during field season but sometimes you just need a lil booze to get your thoughts working. Check out time team. They do a lot of both.

_drunk reid

[chaotic-archaeologist]

any tips for someone in high school aspiring to be an archaeologist?

please chgeck out my advice masterlist https://chaotic-archaeologist.tumblr.com/advicemasterlist for advice from sober reid. Drunk Reid does not have good advice. 

-drunk Reid