#incorrect cm

[lilliejareau]

[spencestiel-michelle]

Hotch: and that’s just about everyone. 

Rossi: so which one is the depressed raccoon? 

Hotch: oh! the tall one with the untamed fluffy hair right there.

Rossi: the lanky nerd with the argyle sweater vest? 

Hotch: the tim burton character looking kid with purple sneakers, yeah. 

Reid: 

Reid: reid works fine, too, you know. or- or spencer. 

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

I can almost hear her say that

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

JJ: I don't know

JJ: I've just been feeling really nauseous lately

Emily: Maybe you're pregnant

JJ:

Emily:

JJ: I don't know who's the bigger idiot, you for suggesting that

JJ: Or me for almost having a heart attack

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily, crying laughing: JJ was on a conference call and I just heard her say the words “which part of the ‘No’ did you not understand - the ‘nuh’ part or the ‘oh’ part?”

Emily: She’s out here rejecting bureaucrats the same way she tells Michael and Henry they can’t have snacks 😂

[emilyshotchrocket]

Hotch: What are you doing in the kitchen at three Am?

Emily: I was gonna light this chicken on fire and see if it turns into one of those Harry Potter Phoenix things.

Hotch:

Hotch: listen, I'm gonna give you the number of my therapist, tell her I sent you.

Emily: your therapist quit last week.

Hotch:

Hotch: listen, I'm gonna find us both a new therapist.

[fostershyperfixator]

JJ: Hi, I’m SSSA Jareau and these’s are SSSA’s Prentiss, Hotch, Reid, Morgan, Greenaway, Blake, Gideon, Garcia, Rossi, Lewis, Alvez, Callahan, Walker, Todd, Seaver, and Simmons.

*everyone waves*

Local cop: S SSA?

JJ: Sufferers of Same Sex Attraction

Rossi: I quite enjoy it myself

Local Cop: aren’t you all with the Behavioral Analysis Unit

JJ: No, we’re with the NBAU: the Never Beating the Allegations Unit