❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe. I hate Absinthe. ❜
@herosphoros
“ But you like vodka, and that’s all that matters to me. “ Are they drunk? Maybe a little. Or maybe a lot. Yeah … They’re both drunk – Really, really drunk. ( as seen in Clary’s constant stream of giggle fits and in the way Alec’s head lulls slightly to the right at the mention of vodka ) “ But – You do like me, don’t you? Like, if you had to screw a girl … It would totally be me. ”
Well... “You do have a point there,” Alec was forced to agree, the half-empty bottle clutched in his hand making the affirmation hard to DENY. Same as he couldn’t deny the fact Clary Fray had just asked him the If you had to screw a girl question. “I like you fine...” he pondered seriously, “But I also see you on daily basis, so no. Just NO. It would be Lydia.” Alec decided at last with a nod, “She was nice, and I already had to think about it anyway.”