#drunk gryffindor

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gryffindor’s mom: are you still drinking?

gryffindor: *aghast hand over heart* why would you think that of course not

gryffindor: *back in room throwing back shots of whiskey dancing to year 3000 by the jonas brothers*

gryffindor: ✌🏻🥃 oops

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G: DON’T DROP OUR BABY *refering to 1.75L bottle of tequila*

S: I haven’t dropped a baby yet, and you know it’s tempting so I’m telling the truth.

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Gryffindor Goes Hard #2

*After copious shots of fire whiskey. Dancing around hotel room to “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen in her underwear. Pink airplane neck pillow around her neck. Using empty fire whiskey as microphone*

Gryffindor: It’s called fire whiskey cause it makes you all warm and shit

*continues to dance and sing in underwear*

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After 8 Hours of CNA Lecture and Then 3 Hours of Med Term

Scene: *Slytherin and Gryffindor causally taking tequila shots and watching Incredible’s 2 on the sofa*

When suddenly!

*noises* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE *noises*

Slytherin: *goes to bathroom* *screams*

Gryffindor: WHAT IS IT

Slytherin: COME HERE

Gryffindor: *drunkenly runs to bathroom*

Scene: Slytherin screaming with hands in the air. Water everywhere. Sink is full. Floor is flooded.

Gryffindor: Holy fuck! What can I do!?

Slytherin: I NEED WORK CLOTHES *runs to bedroom* *changes out of dragon onesie* *returns topless. boobies out. in bootyshorts. In a panic*

Scene: Gryffindor and Slytherin both grab mugs from the kitchen and star flinging water outside into the snow. But alas, (earwax?) it just refilled with more fucking water when we got to the bottom.

Slytherin: *puts shirt on* now what

Gryffindor: *farts* 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, WATER ON THE FLOOR.

Slytherin: *dies*

Gryffindor: *dies*

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