#slytherwin

[dxmerons]

Favorite slytherin: regulus black

least favorite slytherin: Draco malfoy

[slytherin-gryffindor-biffles]

True Support

Slytherin: *choking on popcorn*

Gryffindor: Omg are you dying??? Do you need water?! HERE DRINK YOUR WINE!!!

[aishavoya]

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[bluesargentsfuck]

Dumbledore: welp you fucked up again

MC: ...

Dumbledore: we Gucci here’s 1000 housepoints even tho you goofed. Don’t do it again lmao

MC: bet thx bro

[rosymaplemoth]

A #slytherwin at the end of first year! #hogwartsmystery #harrypotter #slytherin #slytherinvincible

[meggonagall]

s l y t h e r i n

Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll make your real friends. Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends

[thebewitchingnook]

The #library looks like #hogwarts ~ #hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry #harrypotter #slytherin #slytherwin

[slytherin-in-hufflepuff-clo-blog]

Why you need a Hufflepuff friend

As a Slytherin, It is way to easy to find yourself in trouble. Sometimes, It’s great trouble, necessary trouble but it becomes too easy to cross that threshold of trouble and you won’t know you’re in too much trouble until you get punched in the face by a Gryffindor and by that time, it’s too late. 

Now, a Hufflepuff will love to get into the fun kind of trouble but they will also let you know when you are crossing the line. I have a lot of Hufflepuff friends who will just take me by the hand and say, 

“We can try that evil take-over the world plan some other time, why don’t we go watch Netflix and eat cookies right now?” 

Then, they give you that honest, adorable puppy-dog-like look and you just can’t help but agree. They secretly save the world on a regular basis. 

Now I know what you’re thinking... What about the other houses? 

Let me tell you...

A Ravenclaw is too logical. They will calculate how possible your evil world take over plan is and they might even give you the probability of you getting into too much trouble. They will assume that if the risks are too high that it would just make sense to change the plan instead of looking at the 1% chance of success as a glimmer of hope that it’s possible. They’ll assume you’ll come to your senses and they will want to watch to see how their hypothesis matches up to the results but they won’t tell you not to. 

A Gryffindor will somehow think you are testing their bravery which means they will either go with your plan despite seeing the danger to prove their bravery or they will tell you off and that’ll just make you carry out the plan in spite of them. Which is when they will come back around and punch you in the face.

Another Slytherin won’t see the danger line unless they’ve already crossed it. They will just join your plans unless they don’t have any interest. 

Hufflepuffs keep Slytherins grounded. 

Slytherins help Hufflepuffs have fun.