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Corona Virus Quarantine Day 4:

Slytherin: Im excited for all the day drinking I’m going to get to do.

Slytherin’s Mom: I’d prefer if you called it day time internal sterilization in this day and age.

While Pokemoning

Slytherin: I’m always on the left I don’t know why

Gryffindor: Cause you’re never right

Slytherin: I’ll cut you

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Slytherin Cross-Stitching

Slytherin: that’s not the right hole!!

Slytherin and Gryffindor: *whisper* that’s what she said

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Slytherin & Gryffindor: *pours two fireball shooters into both thier hot cocos*

Slytherin: Is this whats it means to be an adult?

Gryffindor: Yes. Yes it does.

Slytherin: I feel like we should get our drinking under control. *looks at shot and cider chaser*

Gryffindor: But there isn’t that much in the bottle, we might as well finish it.

Gryff & Slyth: *takes shot and hits cider*

Slytherin: *bitches about a bitch*

Slytherin: She’s coming to your office now

Gryffindor: Ew she’s here now

Slytherin: Ewwwww

Gryffindor: She’s really fucking annoying

Slytherin: Isn’t she? She’s like nails on a chalkboard.

Slytherin: I was just so upset I just wanted to punch something but my hands are too pretty

Gryffindor: just put gloves on and then punch something

@slytherin-gryffindor-biffles

Shit Slytherin’s Say During The Holidays

*sees sign that says “powered by Jesus.”

Slytherin: *yells* SO IS MY DICK!

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