#drunk interneting

[doubledeadline]

When did I ever...?

So, it’s been a long time since I’ve checked tumblr - what with the move and work and building a new social life, the interwebz tends to fall through the cracks. But now that I’m back on my accounts I realize I have no idea why I was following some of the things I was following. The last few days I’ve mostly just been unfollowing stuff. Was I even worse about drinking and internetting last year than I am this year...? Jeez, makes me doubly glad I don’t drive, I’d be a serious danger to the public. (I have no depth perception and spotty peripheral vision - even without alcohol, me driving is a disaster waiting to happen)

[doubledeadline]

Uhhhh... where did I go just now?

So, I’ve been away from tumblr for about six months now. And... yeah, I have no excuse. I’ve been doing real life stuff and so forth. But hi, Tumblr. I’m back, I suppose. Things and stuff.

I like to hold up the narrative that I fell through a timewarp or something. And it has only been moments for me. Because time travel narratives are fun.

Anyway, can someone explain to me what the hell “vore” is all about and why “voriphiles” keep flocking around my stories? I don’t really get what their “thing” is. And that makes me unhappy because I want to be able to pander to the nice fetishists who like my stories. Anyway, hello again. And things.

I may or may not have been drinking tonight.

[mattisahom0-blog-blog]

spent tonight chilling with some friends. we drank wine and smoked weed and watched scream and child's play. apothic red may be my new favorite wine.

[mattisahom0-blog-blog]

it's taking everything i have to type correctly, and to not drunk message people.| i will not give in tonight.