#drunk mikey

[the-party-dude]

Hey. Other me.

let’s drink moonshine together.

-@ronin-mikey

*chirp*

...

*hic*

🥴😵‍💫

[5sospicturesque]

Clearing out my camera roll 9985/?

[animal-lover-forever]

Mikey lore!

Ok! So.

Long story short, Mikey found a magical box.

The box gives you an infinite supply of whatever you desire in turn for taking your soul.

Mikey lost his memories and the ability to speak properly because his soul was almost eaten by the box.

The beginning.

Mikey?

He's getting worse!

MIKEY!?

What's happening!?

Are we out of the woods yet?

He, doesn't remember?...

[the-party-dude]

I’m adopting you.

*chirp?*

...

*chirp!*

[the-party-dude]

*helps Mikey back to his apartment and settles him in with a glass of water, some blankets, and some cartoons while he makes Mikey some ramen*

chuurrrr? "How you feeling, Mikey?"

(( -- @ninjas-greatest-weapon ))

*chirr chirp?* "who's Mikey?"

*chit chirp?* "and who are you?"

[the-party-dude]

Hey other me.

ya doin good?

-@ronin-mikey

*panicked chirping*

[the-party-dude]

How are you doing, bud?

(( -- @ninjas-greatest-weapon ))

I had a headache.

But then I founds this moonshine stuff.

It made my headache go away.

And it tastes good.

*hic*

🥴

[the-party-dude]

How e-body doin?

*hic*

Ha u guys ied this uice?

It eal gooood!

*hic*

Hehehe. 🥴

*drinks some more spiked punch*

*hic*