Jun 27, 2025
tavish filled my house with "bees"
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tavish filled my house with "bees"
I had a, well I don't know if I can call it a nightmare but it was something like that considering the location and the repetitiveness. It got better though. It took place on yet another floor of the SCP-esque Mall Tower, this one was a desert, like something you'd see in one of those open world fighting games. And I only remember certain parts of it. So one part was a dating game style thing where you play as either Twitch or Thrash Malto. You have to become besties with every character. Twitch became besties with Soundwave and they got in an argument about something I don't remember so then Soundwave went in Twitch's room and it was so fucking dramatic and Twitch said "I'm so fucking upset with you, babe, I'm even deleting your stupid ass selfie from my computer lockscreen." and Soundwave said "No, bestie pleaz I'm so sorry pls don't acquaintance-zone me" And Twitch said "Don't. Do not call me that. We are done. I'm unfriending you on Facebook." Soundwave was crying now "PLEASE I CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT YOU 🥺" Twitch said "Don't make this harder than it has to be…" Just then, Soundwave got off his knees, ran over to the computer and input some code right before Twitch slapped his arm off and pushed him out the window. Soundwave fell onto the dumpster out back, looked back up at Twitch like 🥺 and sulked away, looking back with puppy dog eyes every 5 steps. Twitch turned around, noticing his arm on the ground, picks it up, hugs it, then gently tosses it out the window with the loudest crash you've ever heard. Soundwave, who never left and was just hiding behind a tree nearby, picked up his arm and actually left this time. The code finally executed and played the Titanic Theme Recorder Version on loop for the next 7 hours.
The cut to Thrash and his bestie Shockwave, who got into a fight midair while skydiving because someone [Thrash] punched a little too hard while they were rough housing. For some reason Shockwave's head was one of those turrets from Bloons Tower Defense but with so many eyes. Most of them had been broken during the random boss fights in between dialogue, except for his real eye, which then revealed that Shockwave was actually a tiny bb ShockBot piloting Shockwave's body. True Shockwave scurried on top of the turret only to realize that neither him nor Thrash could fly. Thrash gave him the middle finger and True! Shockwave screeched like the lil baby man that he is. Immediately when they fell it turned into a fps where you play as Cuphead and Mugman is a bot and you have to shoot stick figure-like enemies. One is like that Bomb Head Guy from AWOG and you gotta touch him and run and he'll kill all surrounding enemies. Then one randomly exploded and Cuphead died but with ragdoll physics. Then Tiny Shockwave crawled into a cactus and screeched so Thrash picked him up and they made up and stopped fighting. Then it turned into one of those games where you play as a peasant fighting dragons or something except the player kept getting stuck in the fucking door to the village because they were cartridge tilting like in TLOZ.
Then it snapped back to reality [oop, there goes gravity] and it's Soundwave, Shockwave, Twitch, and Thrash all sitting on the couch watching Markiplier playing Drunk Minecraft.
Spoilers and also not for this week’s episode of Distractible. Wade announced that zombiemold, Vox Populi’s creator and the mod for Drunk Minecraft died recently. It’s so shocking, and weirder considering that I was just thinking about him a few weeks ago. Drunk Minecraft is something I still rewatch and laugh at to this day. It’s a truly shocking loss.
Drunk Minecraft ft. Minecraft
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don’t judge my background, I’m not good at it.
eric and I bought a big bottle of pre-made margarita that we've been eyeing the last few trips to the store :3c as well as some Mike's Harder lemonade :3c drunk minecraft? drunk minecraft...
Warfstache Fun Fact
According to Drunk Minecraft #37 | THE MOUNTAIN CLIMB, Wilford Warfstache has been "riding pigs since the 1980s."
I decided to build a house while (legally) intoxicated. Only drunk me would ever mess with an orange palette or use the orange painted terracotta. 🙃🤢🎃🍊🍊
Wade… We all know, secretly you just wanna be blowing the penis.
Wise words from Bob (Muyskerm) - Drunk Minecraft #10 | ROLLER COASTER MAYHEM Bonus- Bob: Words of wisdom?! That's a FACT, Bitch.