I hate thinking of myself as a writer, because I got drunk for the first time in 3 years probably and the first thought i have after going home is "I gotta write it down to make sure i have notes for next time I write a drunk person" when I got home.
I made like 20 spelling mistakes until now, had to fix em, I'm still a lil drunk, so here's my notes:
endyour reflexes are slower than your mind
but also your mind is is slower than your body
you can still hear the ringing in your ears from the loud music
it's high pitched
your tongue tingles and you sway a little with your movements
you need to go to the toilet really bad after every forth drink to make sure you're not entirely drunk
your mouth to brain filter is essentially non-existent
you are aware of it but also can't stop it or at least think it's not a bad idea at the time
cold water helps but not in the long run
everything seems a bit in slowmo but also at the right past?
like you move but your brain compihends it slower
you feel woozy
you want to text someone about it but you also don't want to
you go with your instincts more and that means telling the truth most of the time
you're a little bit clumsy
you gain confidence
you don't know when to stop (can be about alcohol (thank you Sofi for stopping me from drinking the rest of that cup) but isn't always about alcohol)
you rely on autocorrect a lot
you realize your mistakes way too late
the things you fid seem a bit like a memory (all hazy and "I didn't do that... wait that wasn't q dream it literally happened like an hour ago)
you forget what happened like 1 minute ago really fast
sleepy the moment you're out of the party.
you say and do shit just because you can, almost to prove that you can
everything is so much funnier/more fun or else you're just tired
you dance to songs you don't usually listen to because you want to have fun damn it and you're herr with your friends
you're falling asleep while writing this
you really gotta go piss
but you also really gotta frink water
you make too many mustekes while writing so you hope autocorrect knows what you're trying to say