#drunk thoughts

[anthonyholo-96]

Looking for a girl who drinks non stop and snores like a bear,pig,tractor and can snore loudly with her mouth and drools in her sleep and is into sexual activity

[willows-kiss]

love getting drunk and hanging out with my friends

[injuries-in-dust]

Drunk thought, 30 seconds ago;

A remake of the movie Grease, where all the T-birds are Trans Men, and all the Pink Ladies are Trans Women.

So Danny is a Trans man, and Sandie (maybe Sam at the start) has their egg cracked during the course of the film.

Or both of them crack those eggs and end up in the gangs because of it.

[butwilltherebealcohol]

on 1 hand, those shitty overly-sweet premade cockail-in-a-bottles are bs and overpriced and frankly disgusting all around

On The Other- sometimes they contain whiskey and are ona remarkable sale,

[clockwise-too]

Im starting to wonder if something is wrong with me health eise. Like I now always have a runny nose. Its like 90 degrees summer, I never used to have this problem.

[clockwise-too]

"Never trust how you feel about yourself past 10pm" bitch fuck you im sad now at 5 in the afternoon.

[clockwise-too]

I feel guilty when people ask me for relationship advice. Like man. Im single. Ive fucked up every chance at that and hung up on something from 6 years ago, what makes you think im a good source of logic? Im not even all that good of a person, I cant trust my guilty conscious to give unbiased advice. Tf?

[clockwise-too]

I think what would fix me is getting black out drunk at a non-family party.

Yeah.