#drunk problems

[honeys0nyourt0ngue]

drunkenly sobbing over french fries

my sister: "you're crying because these aren't Nicky's fries but we went to fucking Anthony's"

[incorrectsonicthehedgehogquotes]

Sonic: “What’s wrong with Shadow?”

Amy: “He doesn’t handle alcohol very well.”

Shadow, drunk: “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!”

[iateabowlofnailsforbreakfast]

Why do i always end up having sex with/coming on to people i dont want to when im drunk? I always wake up feeling disgusted with myself but i cant say anything because i asked for it. Truth is most of the time i dont want sex unless im sober. Its just that i always end up ashamed and/or in trouble. But its all my fault anyway. Since im such a slut as it is.

[incorrectsonicthehedgehogquotes]

Sonic: “Wait, are you drunk?”

Shadow, holding a glass: “Please, off of twelve drinks?”

[g0thicfa1r]

got so drunk, blacked out and went on a walk, threw up on the side of the road, ended up under a bridge. cracked my phone, got lost and my friends had to find me (i cried for 30 minutes apologizing) so fuck alcohol basically

[procrastinationisafulltimejob]

bruuuh my friend abandoned me bc an aquaintance offered to buy her shots. Guess it's time to sit alone in this chair and browes tumblr

[steviediane97]

Got drunk last night and told my bf I was in the mood to be manhandled...... he def took it as a challenge 😂 lord was it good tho

[daddybear-n-lilbunny]

Haven't found the perfect level of inebriation....