#drunk shane

[fuckyouandyourloon]

The Cup (i'll believe in anything)

(5884 words) by JR_ooc

Chapters: 1/1

My first Hollanov fic

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Shane wins his second Stanley Cup and goes out partying with the Voyageurs. He's surprised to find a certain Russian hockey player is in the same city.

Early HR fill-in. We never did hear about Shane winning the cup. Where was Ilya? Well. I had some thoughts.

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[hollanovficlibrary]

Want Your Two Hands On Me (Like My Life Needs Savin') by pocketofsun

Chapters: One-Shot

Genre: Canon AU

Length: 1K to 5K

Rating: Teen & Up

Secondary Characters: Evan Dykstra, Harris Drover, Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Wyatt Hayes, Zane Boodram

Secondary Pairings: None

Additional Relationships: Ilya & Ottawa Centaurs, Shane & Ottawa Centaurs

Themes: Alcohol, Domesticity, Drunk Shane, Established Relationship, Fluff, Ilya POV, Married Couple

Summary:

Ilya can feel the pout forming on Shane's lips against his shirt. "'M not a lightweight." "Says the man who is drunk from three beers," Ilya teases, softly running a hand up and down Shane's back. "Whatever," Shane grunts. "Hold me." "I am holding you." "Hold me more." or: shane is drunk and clingy and ilya loves him

[wetookanoath]

2016 | 2020

Drunk Shane winking at Ryan

[shyanlibrary]

Do you know of any fics of them being drunk and like they kissed and then comes some angst idk something like that????

Drink measuredly, kids ~

i'll hold your hand (but only if you want me to) by cactsu

Summary: “When you, uh… when you called me babe, I… I kind of liked it.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, I guess I should do it more often, then,” Shane turned to lock eyes with Ryan, something dark and sultry in his eyes. “Babe.”

(basically based on the ‘I’m pretending to be your bf because you looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on you’ prompt)

Rated: E

Commentary: Something this fandom has, is comfort with romance that may tunr into good sex and getting together mornings, and the fact that their relationship is so close and deep, they get the other pretty well in every situation. Here, Shane and Ryan drink a lot, protect each other and end up in each other’s arms.

Blood Buddies (with benefits) by Squeakyshroom

Summary: Ryan thought they were just friends, but one night and one bite has him questioning everything.

OR: Shane's a fledgling vampire. Ryan's an idiot.

Rated: E

Commentary: The Queen of Smut, aka Squakyshroom aka Sharon, has a moment in this fic, well-- more than one, in which there’s alcohol and kissing, and so much more happens. Man, this fic? It’s amazing. You gotta read it. Also, Shane is a vampire.

A Precious Secret by BtsSugaTrash

Summary: "Shane Madej was just an average man.

But right now, Shane Madej was drunk.

No, not just drunk, he’d passed that four shots and a beer ago. Shane was wasted."

Rated: M

Commentary: Man, man, man... the PINING in this fic is so powerful, almost as powerful as the way Shane is so wasted in this fic. It’s a great one, tons of kissing and drunk shit.

Someone to Stay by carrieonfighting

Summary: Ryan can't sleep at night, and Shane is an enigma

Rated: T

Commentary: This fic is a lot of things. It has a little bit of everything in it. Your cute drunknness shit and so much pining. It’s pretty good!

Febs by Anonymous for carrieonfighting

Summary: For a tumblr prompt: drunken confessions.

Rated: G

Commentary: Some very sweet and nice drunk confessions; it’s really, really sweet.

And they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates) by Squeakyshroom

Summary: Shane and Ryan are roommates who fuck, but with rules.

(Now if only they'd stop breaking all the damn rules)

Rated: E

Chapters: 2/5

Commentary: In which drunk Ryan and drunk Shane make bad decisions, they pine for each other, and become friends with benefits while still pining.

seasonal affective (but you affect me more) by cactsu 

Summary: Shane finds and calls a stranger's number during a drunken night of looking through a phone book. Definitely an odd decision to make on his part, but it’s probably the best decision he’s ever made.

Maybe this Christmas won’t suck so much after all.

Rated: G

Chapters: 4/6

Commentary: Oh, man-- I love this fic, it’s one of my favorites. The drunknness it’s just at the begining, though, but it’s really good and funny. I love this fic a lot!

i wanna be your drunk text romance, your next morning nonsense by sky_somedays

Summary: “Here’s a theory for you,” Ryan says, apropos of exactly nothing. “You should kiss me.”

Rated: Not Rated (I’d say M, it’s not that explicit)

Commentary: In which drunk Ryan makes really bad decisions and is kind of an asshole, to be honest. Also, Shane is stupid and lets him do origami with his poor heart.

[wetookanoath]

I can’t stop thinking abt when Shane winked at Ryan in the video where The Test Friends try to cure their hangovers with IVs

Me neither???? Like, this is such A Momet:

He’s literally trying his best to call Ryan’s attention. We know they were already drunk as fuck by that moment, and he’s looking messy and so fucking good, so fucking good, how did Bergara survived this shit? It’s ridiculous!

Ryan’s laugh after, fkdsnkmfj. This is so fucking flirty, and we, as a fandom that ships, have the obligaton of making 19483043 versions of this in fanfictions and YET, we haven’t. 

Nonnie, we haven’t.

[wetookanoath]

Shane, darling, go to sleep.