#drunk voltron

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All My Inspiration Today Has Gone To Drunk Voltron (mainly Lance)

Lance, way too close for comfort: I THINK I'M ACTUALLY A GIRL?? Keith: did you just come out to me Lance, smooshing finger to Keith's lips: SH ITS A SECRET DONT TELL KEITH Keith: I am Keith Lance, suddenly crying: DAMN IT KEITH WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP SECRETS Keith, confused as all hell: w A I T W H A T

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Someone wrote on the baby

Shiro: WHO WROTE ON THE BABY

Lance: TWAS NOT I

Shiro: LANCE DID YOU WRITE ON THE BABY

Lance: T W A S N O T I F A T H E R

Shiro: LANCE YOU CANT WRITE ON BABIES

Lance: I JUST SAID IT WASN'T ME

Pidge: oh that was me sorry

Shiro: oh well that's okay then

Lance: what the hell man

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drunk Voltron again

Lance: there's nothing good on Netflix

Keith: you're nothing good on Netflix

Lance: IM THE BEST ON NETFLIX

Keith: NO IM THE BEST ON NETFLIX

Pidge: where did you guys find someone that would give you this much alcohol

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Hunk: these people down the street are moving and they're giving away free food and liquor.

Shiro: WE DONT NEED ANYMORE ALCOHOL

Lance and Coran, already drunk off their asses and leaving to go to those peoples' house: Y E S W E D O

Pidge: now you've done it

Keith, a confused drunk: this is a nice wall I like it

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My mom disowned us cause I called Fifty Shades porn

Shiro: alright kids get out

Lance: yeah dad's gonna watch porn

Shiro: fIFTY SHADES OF GRAY ISNT PORN

Pidge: keep telling yourself that dad

Shiro: IM NOT EVEN YOUR DAD WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

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Lance Is Still Trashed

Lance, drunk as hell: low on self-esteem so you run on mac and cheese. OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH I WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH YOU ALL LEFT SO IM DRINKING ALONE.

Keith: Lance, we're still here-

Lance: Keith's so cold and it's getting old

Pidge: Hey at least he chose a decent song

Everyone, nodding in agreement: true

[frymaform]

I vote we extend Lance day until the next Voltron bday