Mar 11, 2017
So I am drunk, or at least sufficently buzzed. I went to a bar for the first time ever tonight with my parents, aunts, and uncle. Hilarity ensued. I managed to get down four shots and two mixed drinks (blow jobs (like in Deadpool) and Honey Bees are delicious) and can still walk in a straight-ish line. I also came out to my parents, aunts, and uncle. They all now know I'm a lesbian. I'm actually pretty happy about that. Ending the night with a post to remember and a pain pill for my overused jaw (TMJ) followed by some sleep to get errands done tomorrow. Good night y'all and I love you!