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Has Waterboy told you that he's been nominated for the annual tumblr sexyman contest?
Actually, in saying that, i doubt he knows either
But theres already propaganda popping up if you look up his name
WATERBOY FOR SEXYMAN 2026
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Has Waterboy told you that he's been nominated for the annual tumblr sexyman contest?
Actually, in saying that, i doubt he knows either
But theres already propaganda popping up if you look up his name
WATERBOY FOR SEXYMAN 2026
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@waterboy-official
I know we got off on the wrong foot:
I hit you with a car, you embarrassed me in front of SDN more times than i can count on my fingers...nine times.
But, I'm begging you, don't go on that date. Please.
You go on that date, fall in love with a stranger, I won't be able to let it go. That I didn't say this shit.
I may be three sheets to the wind on vodka rn, but I'd like to take you out. Concert, picnic, hell, I'd settle for coffee and tea on the beach.
I know I'm a royal pain in the ass. Sexy and crude but I... I like you. A lot. And I'd never forgive myself if I didn't say it. So there.
It pisses me off that your boobs are bigger then mine.
It's all the bench presses 💪
And good genetics
waterboy themed tattoo…
Oooh
Like a little fishie with goggles 🥺
Put him over my heart, right on the tit so he knows how much i feel sbout him
Ever think about a uhm... Well a lower stomach tattoo perhaps? 😈
Yessssss
Lowkey really want one of those stupid little firey ones
Oh- it could totally connect to my back tattoo tooo!!! You're a genuis anon
Ve always wanted to fuck him-
Damn... Scrolling through the SDN tags on this nerd site is fucking weird.
...
wHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME AND MECH-BITCH???!?!
Hi hi! I heard you say in an interview that you have a niece and while I’m not sure what age she is, if she’s around my cousin’s age then let me just say an incredibly fun thing to do is to give them a disposable camera and just let them run around with it all day until they’re out of film. Sometimes they are actually good pictures but it’s mostly just funny!
That's so sweet.
Her birthday is coming up and I'll send her a camera, good idea.
Thanks anonymous ❤️🔥