#flambae asks

[flambae-official]

Has Waterboy told you that he's been nominated for the annual tumblr sexyman contest?

Actually, in saying that, i doubt he knows either

But theres already propaganda popping up if you look up his name

WATERBOY FOR SEXYMAN 2026

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[flambae-official]

Why are we shipping you and Mecha Bitch??

These are my top three reasons.

1. There is no way Robert is not your type, basically EVERYONE on this site alone wants him.

2. Out of everyone on the Z-team, you two banter like its the most natural thing in the world, and we love that for you both.

3. You pretend not to care but you also look out for Robert, which he desperately needs, you've seen his apartment and his daily Twinkie lunches (that stuff is nasty how can he eat that stuff?). Please make him an actual lunch some time, he needs it.

So, yeah? We think you guys would totally fit together. Sorry, not sorry

You wanna know my reasons?

1. He's a bitch named Robert. I'm not fucking basic and he is not my type. At all.

2. I banter with Prism the most, fucking ask her @official-prism she and I are platonic soulmates or whatever

3. I make Robert a lunch already! The bitch chooses the twinkies and doesn't eat his vegetables. Grown ass man btw!!1!

I have no interest in dating my dispatcher. It's unprofessional as fuck, he's white fucking bread, and I care enough to keep him alive because I don't want to go through another fucking Dispatcher! He's the decent one and I'll keep decent over actively malicious!

[flambae-official]

I kinda wanna give you a waterboy cake, is that okay or will you set me on a fire

If it's not poison or has waterboy actually in it...

yeah, hand it over

[flambae-official]

You’re my favorite hero *puts 5k into your bank account*

Treat yourself

Ohmygod-

@waterboy-official @official-prism

HERMAN, ALICE, GET YOUR SHOES ON, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!

MY TREAT 🔥

[flambae-official]

ragebait be upon you

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Fuck off gear anon...

Wait a fucking minute- MECHA BITCH IF THAT'S YOU 🔥

[flambae-official]

Goddamn you two took forever to ask each other out. Glad for you and all but now that it’s out in the open WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I LOST MONEY BETTING ON THIS I DESERVE TO KNOW!

... I did what?

Fucking hell- keep me away from vodka.

I hesitated asking out Puddles because I didn't know if he liked men. There.

[flambae-official]

Omg! Flambae!! Omg r u single *twirling my hair* you're so hot and sexy and hot

Is Tumblr a fucking dating app? there's too many nerds on here for that shit... (I swear to god if that wet napkin added me to a dating site)

While I burn pretty hot, I am single fml...

Gentlemen, hit me up if you're over 6' and not a total fucking loser

[flambae-official]

What would you do if wb smoked

He's a grown ass man and he can do whatever he wants.

That being said, there'd be a lot less kissing