#drunkcall

[dallaswinstons]

happy fathers day daddy 😌

i love you baby can’t believe they made a holiday just for me 

[dallaswinstons]

bro i just realized this was you

rest in peace comeheredarlingg i loved how this one wasn’t taken up

[dallaswinstons]

not to be sappy but i hope you, the love of my life. my sunshine. my lover. my ass slurper. the most beautiful, amazing, kind, funny, all the best things put into a person, the only good karen left in the world, had a very special birthday. you’re more incredibly special to me than you’ll ever know. you really are such an amazing person & i hope you had the best day. im bad w emotions and you know this so gO stUpId gO cRaZy and save some birthday sex for me uwu g’night daddie

not to be SUPER lovey dovey but this was a heart warming message from one of the greatest people i’ve met on tumblr. can’t wait to slurp your ass my love, my light, my one and only. you are genuinely one of the funniest, smartest people I know even though you think you’re bad with emotions im already in love with who you are. I had a great day on my bday but the one thing that im missing is some of that bday sex with you my crackdaddy luv u owo

[dallaswinstons]

day 58 without karen, who disappeared with absolutely no warning. some random boy has takenover her snapchat. he sends me selfies everyday. i miss the light of my life

MARY IM SCREAMING I love you, the light of my life, the fire of my loins. I forgot to mention on snap someone was gonna do my streaks (I’ve been told he also talks about his day) 🥺🥺 I’m in Japan and I promise I’ll be back to send you some nudes soon 😉

[dallaswinstons]

the only actor nude i will ever accept is that one picture of rob lowe in his underwear, seductively laying on the bed, with a 6 foot butterfinger photoshopped next to him

the fact I know exactly what youre talking about is both upsetting to remember and the reason why I love you so much Mary. I question your taste in nudes if you aren’t gonna request for mine but that’s okay we cool

[dallaswinstons]

hi i love u :’)

hi I would die for you :’)

[dallaswinstons]

i know we always send each other goofy ass messages but i want you to know that you are geniunely one the kindest, most beautiful, and down to earth people i have ever met. the way you’re just so easy to talk to and so funny and bright really shows by how many people love and support you (not as much as i love and support you, but we wont get into that) so anyway ya idk what that anon was talking about youre absolutely amazing baby. my crackdaddy bitch. all the homo

I best be getting all the homo Mary you have no idea how much I look up to you and I know we joke around a lot but you are one of the nicest and funniest people I know. Idk who would ever not want to be your friend because then they are missing out on knowing a literal angel. so much love for my crackdaddy 

[dallaswinstons]

saw post malone’s shaved head on instagram and just wanted to make sure you’re doing okay.,,,,,

not to be dramatic but i wish i could unsee,,, i’m doing terrible ❤️