Episode 31
In this episode of Schotlife, more than a few women have decided to ignore the bouncers authority, especially the one swaying at the front door, so our hero was asked to step in & apply logic where none will acknowledge it.
Bouncer: Hey, can you tell this woman to leave? She can’t hold herself up and she kissed my hand. She needs a “woman’s perspective”.
Drunk Customer: Oh, good! You know me!
Me: No... I do not.
DC: Come on!
Me: Ma’am, the night is over. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening somewhere else.
DC: Can’t I just have one glass of Chardonnay?
Me: We don’t even carry Chardonnay... so I guess it’s the end of the road. Have a good night.
DC: Can’t I just stay here a while?! I just want a Chardonnay. You know me!
Me: Ma’am, you are obviously intoxicated, you assaulted my bouncer, and you want to order something we physically do not have in the building. It’s after 2am (it wasn’t) so have a good night... somewhere else.
DC: *sullenly stumbles out the door, pouts next to the building until I she fades into obscurity.