#drunkemily

[jillybanks]

when you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. check my blog to see what I said about you!💕

under a cut bc loonggg

1) shaymitchell you, obviously. heather i love you so much and when we grow old we’re going to own too many dogs and be so happy, honestly you are so beautiful and i adore you so much. you make everyday better. also sometimes i think we have the same brain which is terrifying  

2) underthegreensward hannah, i’m so glad we started talking bc i can tell you about all the completely stupid things i manage to do and you will call me an idiot without regret, you were like my first friend on this shit stain of a website, you’re so talented and sometimes it makes me want to punch you also you’re so funny and stupid ,basically you’re an idiot byE. ily homo hannah MY LITTLE LEBKUCHEN KUCHENHAUS

3) queenforbes my sunshine :) i’ve never met such an incredibly kind and gentle person. you brighten up everything and i’m so glad i met you and i can’t wait till it happens again, bc i intended to make you sing to me bc honestly you’re adorable and it would be adorable. did i mention you’re the sun bc you are thE SUN

4) drunkemily jocey 2.0 you’re a little shit. but you’re incredibly cute and also a lil baby *half moon emoji* we should talk more, but life and an incredibly stupid timezone always gets in the way. anyway lil peanut ily

5) tvaddictionrant mijo, you will always have my heart, and where have you been i haven’t seen you in like 3 weeks. also i cant believe you’re gonna leave me in this town all by myself. i hate you. i love youu. nooo wait i hate you. remember when you were dressed like a giant baby and i was in a full nun costume?!?

okay i love you all so much you guys don’t even know where i would be without you losers 

[jastookes]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY ILY

thank you soo much xoxo 

[ezrafitzgerld]

drunkemily replied to your post: anonymous asked:Omg your tags, se...

They really make my dad. Haha

i was debating putting something clever about that but i was too tired hahaha

[underthegreensward]

drunkemily replied to your post:ERZWGFTEWZGERGFUS BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP

i luv u

thank you for appreciating my violent hate of stupid teenage boys

[underthegreensward]

drunkemily replied to your post:finally brandon gets what he deserves but callie...

gOD i haven’t watched but from this i can tlel i dont wannaanana

you don't. like, this show is great and it gets a lot of things really, really right, but this fucking storyline is so stupid and it feels like the show is just about "brallie" or whatever rn and it's annoying the crap out of me

[jillybanks]

drunkemily replied to your post:Hi guys, so i don’t usually do posts like this...

you are such a babe good luck with this!!!!! mwah mwah

ahhh thanks sunshine

[bluepoisonfrogs]

drunkemily replied to your post:Have you ever had a crush on a boy?

lmao little gay

ur gayer

[underthegreensward]

I got tagged!

drivingincircles

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. If you had to pick between losing your sight or your hearing, what would you choose?

Probably losing my sight, because I really like sounds and music and voices.

2. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

I honestly think life quality wise, it doesn't get much better than Germany. But ignoring that, I think I'd like to live in Scandinavia.

3. Favourite ship moment of all time?

The pool kiss.

4. If you were offered a free trip into space, would you take it?

Yeah, I think so.

5. Do you believe in aliens?

Yep.

6. Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

Vampire! (I actually pretended to be a vampire for like, 2 years when I was a kid)

7. Do you believe in fate?

Yeah.

8. How about soulmates?

I don't think so.

9. If you could read a transcript of every conversation that people had had about you when you weren’t there, would you?

Definitely not. Because I know that the negative things will haunt me and I'll forget about the positive things.

10. The world would be a better place without religion. Agree or disagree?

I think a world without bigotted institutions like, for example, the catholic church (or any other church, really), would be a better place. but I don't think a world without religion is possible, because we all believe in something. Not necessarily a god, but something.

11. You can erase one TV show from your mind so that you can watch it all over again from the beginning, spoiler free. What do you pick?

Orphan Black.

The new questions:

1. Is there anything you really want to do, but might end up not doing because you're too scared? 2. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?

3. Given the choice between having the ability to teleport or the ability to read minds, which would you choose?

4. Mountains or the sea?

5. Favorite toy as a kid?

6. A language you'd like to learn?

7. Weirdest dream you ever had?

8. If you could, which time period would you want to visit?

9. Is there something you wish you hadn't done?

10. A movie you could watch over and over and would never get tired of?

11. What's happiness to you?