🍸+ favorite sexual exploit
from this meme (accepting).
Narcissa smirked. “Do you remember how I was late to give my toast at Bella’s wedding?” she asked, her voice sickly-sweet and overly-innocent. “And how when I did come in, my make-up was immaculate – as pristine as if I’d just put it on afresh for that moment?” She giggled into her goblet. “That’s because I made the…hmm, I wouldn’t say mistake but I made the perhaps somewhat imprudent decision to ask Lucius to help me freshen-up so I would look my best.”
Her smirk curled wider. “He did...after he helped me muss it completely. Merlin, it’s fortunate that that man is good with dress spells or my pretty new robes would have been hopelessly rumpled. Not to mention my hair!” She laughed heartily, then dropped her voice to a stage-whisper and added, “Oh -- don’t tell Bella, though. She doesn’t know. Given how serious she was about the whole day, I don’t think she’d have been pleased to know how much we enjoyed ourselves.”
After another giggle-filled paused, Narcissa frowned and tilted her head thoughtfully. “Of course, the time we figured out that a Tickling Charm could be modified for a slightly different use in boring classes was pretty good too...especially when Lucius would use it without telling me ahead of time he was going to! He really does come up with the most delightful surprises, my dear darling...”