#drunkenbartend

[punkitt-is-here]

I want to be told about mlp, but go away knowing nothing about it. Explain it in a way that only mlp fans will understand it.

(I am passive about mlp, i watched like 1 season im elementary school and never consumed any more of the media aside from the occasional thing on your blog)

Please.

autism conquers all

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Bianca hated being a siren. All of history painted them as these seductive murderers, their voice luring thousands of men to their death. Modern media painted them as con artists, cultists, and cheaters both in bed and the entertainment industry. No matter what, they were the bad guys because of their voice. The worst part about it was that she couldn't even deny the claims. Every siren she knew before nevermore was all of what modern media portrayed, and a little bit of history.

At nevermore, however, she found that it was less true. Sure there was the occasional romance scandal, bit every highschool has those and they were actually more common within non-siren couples. There at the school, she didn't have to live with the stigma of morning song hanging over her head. She didn't have to use her voice on unsuspecting normies. She even got a necklace to block her voices powers! She thought all the bad views of sirens were behind her.

Until the rave'n.

Xavier Thorpe proved her wrong.

He had asked her to use her voice to forget a girl. He knew she hated using her voice. And yet he asked anyway. So, like the girlboss she is, she ditched him.

Option a(tons of canon, just a gay lense mostly)(accidentally made it more wenclay, but just pair it with my previous writings(which i felt happened pre Wednesday) and it's all good);

She ran into Wednesday while returning from taking a breather, she tried to take her anger out on the young goth, but the psychic just took it. It was an eventful evening.

The more eventful evening, however, was when Wednesday had asked her to use her voice. Instead of being told to use it for selfish reasons, like wealth or forgetting the pain of rejection, the Addams had asked her to use it to save people. She didn't know that was even possible. To use something so scorned and so hated by others and herself, to save people. The only two times Wednesday Addams had asked the siren to use her voice, was for the sake of others. It stunned her.

And then Wednesday was dying. She was pushed up against a broken table and dying. The rotten bigoted pilgrim was killing her. So she stabbed him. It didn't finish the job, but it gave the goth enough time to kill him. And she saw the pilgrim burst into flames and was gone. Relief had flooded her system.

They made their way back to the rest of the school, and when they got there, Enid almost tackled Wednesday to the ground in a hug. Bianca thought nothing of it, they were roommates after all. But then Wednesday reciprocated it. And Bianca found that she had very conflicting feelings about it. She would need to dig into that later.

Or, option b('she's the man' au)(again, with the previous installments of sinclay, it looks a little better);

She found Wednesday out in the hall, sulking it seemed. The young psychic didn't notice the siren sit down next to her.

"Addams"

Wednesday looks to Bianca, "Barclay"

"Trouble with your date?" Bianca is looking straight forward, not acknowledging the goths reaction except with a smirk,

"We aren't- Me and Edwin are not romantically involved"

"You sure?"

"Very"

"Then why are you pouting? Edwin go dance with another girl?" Bianca waits for a response, but none comes and she looks over to the goth. The ravenettes face is almost completely neutral, except for the slightest of furrowed brows. "Wait, for real?! He asked you to the dance, and now he's dancing with another girl!?"

"Yes, and it is none. Of. My. Concern. Or yours." The young Addams gets up to leave, but is stopped by a hand on her wrist. She immediately grabs the hand and twists, her self defense and martial arts reflexes activating. A short and intimidating(a/n, hah, like her)"Do not touch me" later and she releases her grip.

Clutching her wrist, "ow, i was just gonna recomend we dance together, a truce for the night to get back at our respective dates!" Rolling her wrist a little and then not bothering it anymore, the siren looks up slightly(a/n, hah, cause Wednesday is short) to the goth.

"Very well, that revenge sounds adequate. However, still no touching" Wednesday holds out her hand to seal the deal.

"Perfect" Bianca goes to reach her own hand out to shake, but Wednesday pulls her hand back last second.

"Like i said, no touching." And they head back into the [insert whatever the heck it's called] and go toward the dance floor.

Bianca looks around to find Xavier staring right at her, and she smirks. Xavier returns with a confused look until he realizes the two are heading toward the dance floor.

Meanwhile, Wednesday is subtly looking around for Edwin. She only finds him when she almost runs into him.

"Ah! Hey Wends! I've been looking for you!" That one remark almost makes the psychic rethink the dance with Bianca. But she made a deal, so she'll go through with the plan.

She ignores Edwin.

And so Wednesday and Bianca start dancing. Wednesday with her kooky dance, and Bianca just playing along, trying to make it look authentic. But as they say, pretend enough, and it won't be pretend.

And so Bianca started enjoying the dance. The freedom that the way Wednesday danced brought. For the first time, Bianca didn't worry about how people might see her, and just danced.

Later, during sleepless nights, she would dwell on the feelings of freedom and unfiltered joy the goth brought out from her that night, how the goth probably never even thought of asking her to use her voice to forget Edwin for the night, but now she danced and enjoyed the rest of the night.

(A/n, unless the blood(paint) rain actually happens, in which case she enjoys the night until the sprinklers turn on.)

*~*~*~*

One thing that pisses me off in movies is their sprinkler mechanics. THATS NOT HOW THEY WORK!!!! Sprinklers of the type most seen in movies and tv shows(this includes Wednesday) have a little vial of a liquid that expands a lot in heat blocking the water from getting out, when the room heats up from a fire, the liquid expands and breaks the vial with how much it expands. Meaning they go off individually when they reach that point. They do not go off all together if one is triggered! The only possible way for it to have happened in Wednesday is if the rave'n had generated enough heat to make the vials close to their breaking point and that when the fire alarm was pulled, it was just a signal for the jericho kids to start pumping the paint, thus the extra pressure in the system makes the vials break. Whew, that took a bit of energy 😅

I'm hungry now, so imma go eat something

(really love how the main points are how Wednesday didn't at all ask Bianca to use her powers, like damn girl your standards that low 😭? Just how much damage did Xavier do to you. Then again, crushes start it all sorts of odd places so once again, I love it :)

Thanks alot for the content drunken!! )

Anyways, she's the man au content

Enid knows she's sulking and she really shouldn't be but dammit there's an ache in her chest and it isn't bc she's on the risk of wolfing out.

"what's got you all sad?" yoko calls out, leaning onto the werewolf's shoulder as she player with the drink in her head.

"Wednesday ignored me," Enid murmurs, watching as the two royals of the school danced. Going in felt unappealing for some reason and so she picked at the cuffs of her polo. "normally that's fine bc it's a noisy event and she must want her space but then she went to go interact with Bianca next so I'm just confused."

Yoko squints at the fallen shoulders on her friend before huffing out a smile and chugging her drink in one go. They call it liquid courage for a reason and the vampire's eyes meet the curious look of her girlfriend.

Divina, who sat with Kent gave a thumbs up in approval. That was enough for Yoko.

"you're a dumbass Sinclair," she laughs, allowing her hand to dip from around the undercover girl's shoulders to intertwine fingers instead. "stop your sad boy nonsense and dance with me!"

Enid, quite confused at the sudden invitation let's out a woah! As they got dragged into a sudden intense waltz. It's nice! She even got to do some weird three part dance with Divina but even with all the blitz and glamor, Enid can't help but let her eyes stray to the familiar braids of someone peculiar.

She looks like she's having fun, her mind thinks, without us. The thought is painful for some reason and if her teeth catches at her lip, no one needs to know.

I'm sure Wednesday has her reasons, she'd convince herself. Besides the night isn't over yet, I'm sure we'll be able to dance eventually-

Then Yoko laughs when Enid's feet caught in her own shoe laces and those worries lessen just a tad. Right, this was supposed to be a night of enjoyment not worry. Wednesday is having fun, that's what matters.

If they can't dance then so be it.

It's fine, she thinks, If Wednesday wants to dance with someone for a bit then so can I.

They never do get to dance that night, not when a prank cuts it off so early.

Enid wonders why she's so broken up over it.

[fantasylandbitch]

What is, in your opinion, the best way to eat eggs?(if any)

Oh this one is about eggs yummy.😋

Well for me that depends on the situation.

1. When I'm on my way to work at 6:00 in the morning sometimes my mom will make me an egg sandwich with cold cuts. BUT the egg is a sunny side up and the sandwich is made with love so to me it's much more filling.

2. If I'm off from work and I have the time and motivation to use eggs with other ingredients I would make a tasty egg omelet that might have your mouth watering. That is because it was made with care and patience a gentle way of saying I love you to myself in a way.

3. If on the off chance, my family wants to go on vacation or I want to take my little brother to go hiking or sightseeing with me we would make boiled eggs and then either skin them before going out.

I personally think either way of making an egg and eating them is fine. But if I really had to choose then it would be making a egg omelet because I get to style how I want my eggs.

Great question by the way!!!!!

[veryspecificanon]

tomato

[punkitt-is-here]

*in the most elementary schooler way ever*

Heyheyheyheyhey guess what?

Guessguessguessguess

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THAT'S RIGHT!

My mom let me name the foster kitten after you!!

I'll reblog with a pic of em cause i forgot to take one before making this ask

WHAHUH!!!!!!!!!!

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It was the usual fencing practice. Well, as usual as it could be with all the fencing gear being stolen. Coach Vlad almost canceled practice in it's entirety, but with a little convincing from the entire team, it was decided they would do hand to hand combat for once. Only constant rule was no blood drawn, any other rules could be hashed out by the sparring pair.

"Yoko! Wanna spar?" Enid was very excited for this, seeing how her werewolf strength could finally help her win.

"Sorry bestie, but I'm sparring with Divina today" and off the vampire went, to spar with her girlfriend. Spar is probably not the right word for what they were doing, seeing how coach Vlad kicked them out after two minutes of "wrestling"

"Sinclair, Barclay, looks like you're the only ones left, figure out your rules and get to sparring" and so, by coach Vlads insistence, the werewolf and the siren paired up.

"No rules?"

"No rules." Enid agrees.

They both get into their ready stance, Enids posture was low to mimic her natural wolf style, while Bianca appeared to be in a sort of Judo(a/n, this is the only martial art ik, so it's the one I'm going with) style stance. They circle each other, waiting for the other to attack first. Becoming impatient, surprisingly Bianca attacks first, going in and grabbing the blonde's shirt, then suddenly the sirens legs are between Enids and one leg swoops in an arc out and Enid is lying on her back, the wind knocked out of her lungs.(a/n, the move Bianca used here is called oichi gari if ya wanna see it in action)

Bianca smirks, but offers a helping hand up. Enid, thinking the round was over, takes it. As soon as Enid is up, Bianca shifts her grip to Enids wrist, grabs her lapel(collar of shirt), twists her entire body and Enid is on the ground again.(a/n, this one is i think morose saonage, but a similar one is ippon saonage)

Enid doesn't trust Bianca's "helping" hand this time, glaring at the siren. Getting up and back into her stance, this time taking the initiative to attack first. She gets up into Bianca's space, going for a right hook, Bianca catches it and pulls her close, raising her inner foot way past Enid,

"Nice try, wolfie" and swings her leg back down, swipping Enids foot right out under her, landing on her back yet again.(a/n, that was osoto gari)

This time however, Bianca pins Enid to the ground, an arm around the back of the werewolfs head, and the other holding her arm. Leaning against the blonde's chest.(a/n, this is the hold down called kesa gatame)

"Bianca! Get off me!" Enid squirms and tries to get out, but even with her werewolf strength, she only manages her head halfway out before Bianca adjusts her grip.

"You agreed to no rules, what ever happened to werewolf strength?" And all of a sudden, Enid finally manages to get her head out, and she flips Bianca onto her back. The young werewolf straddles her hips and pins her hands to the sides. "Thats more like it"

At that moment, Yoko comes back into the practice area to grab her forgotten water bottle. Taking the moment to quickly snap a picture, she then calls out to the two combatants,

"HAH! KINKY!" causing Enid to immediately jump off and run after the vampire, leaving Bianca behind. And a chorus of "run yoko" from the rest of the team.

🤨ayo.. they kinda

i can totally see bianca doing such moves on purpose, like whatchu doin trying to be so close and personal? you could've easily just knocked enid out yknow...

thank you for giving lil names to what moves they're doing drunken, helped alot in trying to understand what im seeing :D

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In the She's The Man au, does the blood(paint) rain at the Rave'n happen? Or do they miss the opportunity because Enid/Edwin is a dude and already has a date to the dance?

Also, turns out I'm making two wenclayclair mini fics.... oopsies. One is a little less strong, but what evs, i might not even send it(the weaker wenclayclair)...

I mean, i don't see why it would even happen

She's the man is a rather chill and fluffy au but I wouldn't be surprised if it was some sort of first semester prank

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Help, i was just scrolling through tumbler... and the toe shoes are now following me

Please, make it stop

STOP WHYD YOU BRING THE CURSE HERE??