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hey guys uh. user @ ezaikeeee sent me that one discord scam
update! their acc is gone
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.
"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up
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Class: Dentist!
Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)
Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!
Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.
No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.
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one of my twitter mutuals misgendered me by accident and when i corrected him he donated to a trans rights organization as an apology
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It's so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn't believe in climate change because, "you never hear about acid rain anymore."
He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of "things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore."
It didn't even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here's the EPA page on acid rainfall.
From the page:
It's also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.
We fixed the hole in the Ozone layer too.
I wish I could take this post, go back in time, and shove it in the face of literally everyone.
Just...back to the whales for a moment.
In the 1960s, the GLOBAL humpback whale population dropped below 5,000.
Today, it's over 135,000.
Like, obviously climate change and commercial fishing are still ongoing threats, but like.
We really thought we were going to lose them. The entire plot of Star Trek IV hinges on this as an almost foregone conclusion. That we would lose them and it couldn't be stopped.
But here we are. There they are. All over the world. The North Pacific, the South Atlantic, Oceania- many populations are on track to return to pre-whaling numbers.
But they aren't the only ones.
In the 1960s, we have fewer than 500 nesting pairs of bald eagles left in the lower 48, mostly due to the use of DDT.
Today
Over 71,000 breeding pairs and over 300,000 individuals.
In 1987, we only had 23 California Condors left in the world. 23. All 23 were captured so they could be safely bred in captivity.
Today, its over 500. Those chicks raised in captivity are being reintroduced to the wild, and successful wild hatchings have been seen. In 2008, more California Condors are in the wild than in captivity.
And it's everywhere. The success of any wildlife conservation is not a given, is not a guarantee, and it hasn't always worked. The successes are built on the world of people who dedicated their lives to these animals and the support of legislation and local outreach to the people who live in their native range.
But it's also not hopeless. Never believe that it's hopeless.
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my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume
this is the face of a man who asks “idk what if we all just died”
i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real