#drunkenforcefields

[metalallcrgy]

::Swerve! Why do I have missed comms about a...sparkeater virus? Are we infected????::

::Oh. Uh-- it’s fine!!! We had a virus crisis, but it’s okay, everything was dealt with, the cure’s been done and stuff. You mighta heard the noise of the cure.::

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

::Pppprooowl, what do you meeeeeean I neeeed to get ouuut of the halllllway? Im in my roooooooom!::

Sunny- :::…..How do you contact the wrong person mid-conversation?:::

[sparkflowerblue]

::Hey Gl-, uh, Tarn. You, ah, there?::

::Yes, Im here. What do you need Trailcutter?:: 

[verdigrisprowl]

::Magnus, have you seen Swerve? He was supposed to have met me at the bridge. Something about a security thing?.::

«... This is Prowl. You’ve got the wrong—planet, actually.»

He considered offering Swerve’s comm frequency, but—who was this?—whoever it was, he probably already had it.

[teluminferus]

::Smooooookeeeyyyyyy, wherrrrrrrre arrrrrrrrrrrrrre you???::

::Who͠ ͝is "̴S̕m̴o͜o͜ooo̡ok͏e͘e͏ey̨yy̷yy͘y"̧, a͡n͠d h͠ow ͠d͠id y̧ou͢ ̵g͞et́ ̷thi͘s ̶f҉r̴e͞que͢n̷c̸y͡. Ál̷so̧.͢.͘. ̨A͞re͟ you̷ ͞dŕunk̛?::

[photobombingcryptid]

::Blaster yooooou arent innnnn the room. IIIII have a mmmmmmessage to send.::

:: Hi, this is not Blaster. You’re probably… Drunk. From the tone of your voice. ::

[mnemoiisms]

::Pretty pretty shiny and chrome. Heh. Ever think about how weird that rhyme is?::

.: ... ‘Pretty’, ‘Shiny’, nor ‘Chrome’ rhyme with each other, Trailcutter :.

[autobot-scout-riella]

::You up for a drink? I know a place.::

Well now, there’s someone she hasn’t heard from in a while.

::Of course, always. Where is this place?::