Out of context things I’ve said while playing Skyrim {Sentence Starters}
“You blocked me? Really?”
“So… you WANT to get robbed?”
“Aw, shoot, I’m being kidnapped.”
“For my hands only? I doubt that.”
“See, this is why we don’t jump off cliffs.”
“Let’s settle this with fisticuffs! And magic!”
“I need a drink…” *downs 10 bottles of wine*
“You’re on fire, why are you still fighting me??”
“I’m gonna steal from a guard, just to prove a point.”
“Wow, it’s almost like you regret shooting at my head!”
“Get out of my house, I didn’t even want to talk to you!”
“Yeah, you signed up to carry my burdens, deal with it.”
“Please stop popping up behind me, that’s so unnerving!”
“I can make poisons… but not alcohol? This is bullhonkey.”
“Oh no, I’ve come down with a terrible case of BLOODLUST.”
“Can’t a friendly neighborhood assassin do her work in peace?”
“Keep sassing me like that and I’ll give you an arrow to the knee.”
“Staying safe? Well, I just got into a fistfight with a dragon, so, no…”
“If you’re sneaky enough, you can stab someone and they won’t notice.”
“Can you stop yelling at me? I’m small, and sensitive, and only stabbed one dude!”
