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I am drinking beer and play the witcher 3... Expect stupid or sad shit... Or both 🍺💌

#personal #The-not-so-silent-back-up #Drunklr #tw. alcohol #The witcher 3 #Tipsy alina #👈Block this tag if you are not interested

Your opinion on Mabel Pines?

Baby.... baby girl...... would protect with my life.......

..... sorry that’s the third peppermint schnapps hot cocoa talkin....

Mabel is such a fun character; and it’s annoying that jerky fanboys always hate on her for basically being a little girl....

#its my day off i’ll drink if i want to #drunklr #mabel pines

Reese Witherspoon in that Crate & Barrel commercial..... cutie......

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I’m so drunk I literally just said, after watching The Matrix (1999), “I don’t wanna be Neo; I wanna be thicc daddy Morpheus,” and like if that isn’t the mood for fall

#personal #drunklr #the matrix #like have I moved on to bob ross? yes #am I over the matrix?#literally no #not for the last fourteen years

I got drunk and horny, god help us all

#personal #drunklr #i am suffering #like if someone could just put me in a cage in the basement rn that’d be great thanks

Finally, I’m drunk enough.

#i betta fuckin savor it #i want to kill at the how long can i go without a drink game tomorrow #personal #drunklr #alcoholic

Fuck man, what is it about Spring Break that makes me want to get so drunk? Asked every 20-year-old undergrad between Winter and Spring Term

#personal #drunklr #yep #still struggling to not be a fucking alcoholic

I just want to be 120 pounds in a bikini on a riverbank somewhere reading Tom Robbins novels and indulgently forgiving him for all his 70’s era sexual revolution feminist faux pas’s, is that too much to ask? ffs

#personal #can I please lose like 25 pounds instantly? that’d be great thanks #i hate that I’m gonna have to give up beer for this but there we are #drunklr #tom robbins #the 70s

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