The Christmas Carnage Musical Youtube playlist of my own Holiday Evil
For all my new (and HELLACIOUSLY OLD - jk jk... we're not getting old, we're just iterating like styling motherfuckers) faxebookerage best friends, I thought it might be time to help you experience the dellusional nightmare that good buddy Rene ADMITTED TO (playing recordings I've done for the season). Here then are some Happy Christmikanakkuah-Buy_me_shit-Buy-Yourself_shit-BUY-BUY-BUY-BUY-DAMN-YOU-BUY Christmas and Yuletide Classics I've had the honor to record. Here's hoping they bring you a tiny ray of the (I can see it from here, all of you) much-lacking mirth and good-cheer and other signs of mental instability to you and yours.
1: It Begins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56kw7mpkQA4
2: It Cannot BE! - cheers to Jeff Jeffie-Jeff Wise who likes this tune... those who fail to sing along will be sold into slavery with profits converted into gift purchases FOR KIDS WHO SING ALONG... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP0pCzDuZMM
3: "I will have you all destroyed..." (A Christmas Message of Peace... ETERNAL, FINAL,k ULTIMATE PEACE): He is coming... and he cannot be stopped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Qmn4GXdH0
4: His hideously mutated/physically monstrous first luitenant leads the assault (Commandant Rudolph) - his nose also illuminates those who fail to believe in the dialectic completely enough to satisfy latest party goals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGLDjFgTqUQ
5: A thousand Christmases were given to them to punish them for their greed... thus, the DEA narcotic interdiction of the gulf stream jets and cigar boats of the presenbt-giving-disingenous one sided economy of holiday cheer versus Santa's Economically Insulated Iron Fortress of Good Boys and Girls Versus 'NON-SANCTIONED Registered Commercial Interlopers/Terrorists" (good thing I'm not getting preachy and weird here at all: "Let it snow... screams and angels..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0UwctuAUc
6: And yet, love will always find a way, and every system's weaknesses are best defined and known by the attackers rather than the designers... Some call him the "32-Flavored 8-Ball Mirage," others, simply "Ice Cold Sugar Balls," and still others know him by his true (and most terrifying - for if spoken, he shall appear, and reduce your urban core to look like 1983 ala "Super Rad Raygun")... they call him... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbEiKEKO_nE
7: Another year ended, the prices must be paid, and the toll collector cannot be stopped. IN fact, he has been waiting for YOU to arrive (not in geography, but in time; from his eternal perch, he has watched the seconds of your borrowed time ticking away... and on this, most magical of happy and holy nights for all consumerist-product-worshipping cultures... it is time... - FUCKING SUPER INSANELY CREEPY... I give it 3 HELLO WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAdNp-TgkuA
8: And thus, the land - ravaged, strip mined, cratered, and covered in the protective shadow of 2 seasons of punative nuclear winter (just to ensure that our species will never forget, now with no one left to remember) - the elemental music of the ultimate anthem from the shopping and guilt and travelling stress horror-show of peace, love, good will towards man (all of which expressed by plastic toys soon to be thrown away and forgotten as their new owners stare emptily and longing for the hopelessly addictive toys that might be offered next year)... umm.,.. lost my place in that thought there but Mel Torme can help us find the way back to where we left our twisted paths... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z94OcR3t6PU
9: A salve, so that you may meet us within the week for the next trials and challenges (everything I want, lost in hellfire, a home consumed, a stupid dream nuked and denied... much delightful whimsey will be improvised as we crounge for lyics and foodstuffs in the rubbles... the chains, from our dreams... FOREVER(!): truly, no place like home for the holocaust... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1H9iVwbDa8
10: Because you are a perfect 10 (therefore super-doomed x-chbickenz!), we must defeat this list using the final weapon (even tho we are part of "Philanthropy" now, PETAL HERE(!?)... Petal here... p3T4L h34R? ...): you used to be the best of the reference killers... I need scissors, 61 - therefore, the real question remains.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzoV_b75bo
...of course, as ever, like every other year, and other years like them and the others on top of that... it is NEVER over yet...
For now, Merry Christmas, happy holidays, be careful if traveling, stay safe, and a happy and healthy to you and yours. Cheers, boys and girls.