#drybacon

[bluekujira]

i really want a vege pizza right now

[bluekujira]

what do you call a woman who is infertile? 

[bluekujira]

-uses my laptop as a heating pad for cramps-

[bluekujira]

i have to write 20 papers in about the time span of a month

that was not an exaggeration i literally have 20 of them i counted i'm going to die. i'm not even including the ones i'll have to write on my exams or even including the exams themselves

[bluekujira]

did you know Daft Punk got that name because they received a negative critique about their music calling it "a daft punky thrash" and instead of getting upset they just got amused by it

[bluekujira]

i just wrote my paper in like an hour that's how you know it's gonna be SHIT but i don't give a fuck

[bluekujira]

[bluekujira]

i feel i'm going to grow up to be the adult who likes animals way more than people